People Think The Batfamily Wear Gloves As To Not Leave Fingerprints. This Is Incorrect. They Actually

Maybe I'm just aro, but I always saw the BatCat ship as almost platonic. (Maybe/kinda/sorta friends with benefits?) They mutually beard each other from creeps, golddiggers, and nosy friends/family.

Ex. 1

Bruce: *calls Selina* Gala on Saturday. I need a plus one. I'm sick of airheads.

Selina: Gimme the time and what color dress you think would work best. I'll meet you at your place.

Ex. 2

Selina: Hey, can I use your picture and claim you're my boyfriend to scare off assholes at the bar?

Bruce: Go for it. Call me and I'll tell at them, too.

Ex. 3

Bruce: *leaves meeting* I have a previous engagement.

Clark: Does it involve a certain Cat? ;)

Bruce: Quit prying, its private

Hal: Sure thing, Spooky. You gonna spend the whole time in bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruce: *glares* I just might.

~Later, at Selina's apartment~

Bruce: *in Selina's bed, dead to the world, having the best nap he's had since becoming a dad*

Selina: *on the couch, with a book and a glass of wine*

Yes Yes Yes

Okay see THIS I do love one hundred percent

I like Selina and I like Bruce, and I love them having these sorts of interactions I just don’t like them as a romantic couple all that much

But this?

*Chef’s Kiss*

ICON 🤩

FASHION

The Wayne’s are always being photographed, and sometimes they want to look really, really, good for those photographs. It causes headlines, and for Bruce, Headaches

(This happened. This is canon.)

*12 Year Old Jason Todd coming back from patrol with Bruce and going upstairs*

Bruce: Do your homework.

12 Year Old Jason: 'Kay.

Bruce: and get some rest. You did well.

12 Year Old Jason: Okay. Goodnight dad.

Bruce: Goodni-... What did you say?

12 Year Old Jason: ... I didn't say anything. It was a mess up. I-It won't happen again, don't make a big deal out of it.

Bruce: Hm. Okay... Goodnight... Son.

12 Year Old Jason: ... You know what. Thought I liked it. It's weird.

Bruce: That's okay. Whatever you're comfortable with, and if you change your mind, that's okay too.

12 Year Old Jason: Thanks Bruce... You're better than a dad. Goodnight.

is it just my " Bruce loves Alfred so much and just wants to be like him" brain playing tricks on my ears, or did Battinson have a slight british accent in the movie at times??

I like to believe he tried to imitate Alfred so much when he was little.

The dark hair and doe eyes, permanently sad but alluring and mysterious, he had from Martha. He has Thomas' roman mouth, elegant bow in the middle.

They both smile with their whole teeth first, moon glow bright, Thomas with a grin made for vintage magazines of American gentlemen with lips puckered around a cigar, and Bruce with Martha’s pointy canines.

He's their baby through and through.

But he wants to be Alfred's baby, too.

Alfred comes to pick Bruce up from kindergarten one day. He notices something unusual. His little sir socializing willingly.

Bruce approaching his newest friend, Oliver Queen, timidly, but eager, " I can talk funny like my papa. Listen,"

He does the worst British accent Alfred's ever heard, and he had to stand through Thomas' Queen Elizabeth impersonations. Bruce comes over to him and asks him why he's crying.

Daily reminder that Bruce Wayne is precious.

the only thing you need to know about the batman movie is that this bruce is dumb enough, emo enough, and guilty enough to adopt an acrobatic orphan and think it’s absolutely the right decision

I'm not funny at all and im ugly

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

Tony: One of my closest friends betrayed me and his best friend killed my parents.

Wanda: My brother and one true love died as well as my parents.

Peter: My parents died when I was a child and then I saw my uncle die infront of me and I got bit by a radioactive spider and I get bullied. Oh! And I was stuck under a building while wearing my homemade suit.

Wanda: Wait, you've been under a building?!

Tony: Wait, you're bullied?!