(This happened. This is canon.)
Bruce: Do your homework.
12 Year Old Jason: 'Kay.
Bruce: and get some rest. You did well.
12 Year Old Jason: Okay. Goodnight dad.
Bruce: Goodni-... What did you say?
12 Year Old Jason: ... I didn't say anything. It was a mess up. I-It won't happen again, don't make a big deal out of it.
Bruce: Hm. Okay... Goodnight... Son.
12 Year Old Jason: ... You know what. Thought I liked it. It's weird.
Bruce: That's okay. Whatever you're comfortable with, and if you change your mind, that's okay too.
12 Year Old Jason: Thanks Bruce... You're better than a dad. Goodnight.
THEY’RE INSANE FOR THIS
gothams sleepiest detective
Superfam & Batfam by Dan Mora.
Bruce fall in love
Jim Gordon: do you realize how fast you were driving?! I can only look the other way so much!
Batman: Brazilian free-tailed bats can fly at speeds up to 99mph
Jim: just…just try not to do it again
Batman: the rocket on the batmobile is supposed to mimic the tail of a Brazilian free-tailed bat
I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out
It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.
It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.
Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it
Bucky would probably make the food
Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute
Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.
They'd never have a place where they'd always be in
Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join
He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet
So they let him join.
Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.
Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es
Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz
America's Ass
And Tony would have been the last one to find out
After all the other avengers and people
And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words
"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"
And there would always be an exception
So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"
Cuz nobody could think of something better
I tried so fucking hard to make a Peter Parker one...
Btw this is in my math book AND I'm making a Tony Stark one.
Ok ok ok: So when Cass first came to the family their where some problems, like when before going to a gala or anything Cass struggled to make herself presentable she was new to do this and it was stressful, yeah Alfred could help with the dresses and sometimes Barbara could come by but not often. Bruce noticed this and decided to do something, he talked to Diana, to Dinah, to Mari McCabe, to anyone who could help and learned how to do Cass’s make-up and hair. At first it was kinda awkward as Bruce is not a professional stylist and it was weird for Cass to have her dad do her hair, but with time they got used to it. After a couple times it became almost routine not just for Gala’s and fancy events but just for whenever, Bruce sitting on a chair in the bathroom as Cass sits on a little stool, Bruce with bobby pins in his mouth and scrunchies around his wrist, he is actually pretty good at it and sometimes people even asked Cass who did her hair and she never knows what to say. Its not commonly known but its also not a well kept secret, Hal didn’t believe it when Barry told him until Bruce confirmed it. At this point its a tradition and Cass and Bruce almost feel weird when they go to a gala without doing it.
finally had the energy to finish some sketches