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I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out
It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.
It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.
Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it
Bucky would probably make the food
Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute
Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.
They'd never have a place where they'd always be in
Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join
He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet
So they let him join.
Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.
Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es
Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz
America's Ass
And Tony would have been the last one to find out
After all the other avengers and people
And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words
"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"
And there would always be an exception
So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"
Cuz nobody could think of something better