Damian: [trying to stab tim]
Tim: [yelling] where did he get a knife?!
Jason: [reading a book] from the kitchen 🙄
Bruce got Zatanna to enchant more than just the cape. She enchanted three pockets of the utility belt too. All three are infinite, one keeps things cold, one just keeps things dry, the other keeps things warm.
He keeps juice boxes, apple slices, string cheese, and sandwiches in the cold pouch, trail mix, granola bars, protein bars, fruit snacks, chips, cookies, and canned goods in the regular pouch, and when he's about to serve one of the cans, he puts it in the warm pouch for a little while first so it's a lot more pleasant to eat. He also keeps blankets and clothes in the warm pouch which is great for missions in cold places.
He tries to keep enough food and water on him at all times for himself, all of his kids, and at least 3 other people for two or three days. It's good for mid patrol snacks, but more importantly, if they get stranded they have a supply of food ready to eat so they can focus on shelter and rescue instead of hunting and gathering. The longer he can avoid having to harm an animal in front of Damian the better. If they need the protein, he will, but... Best to avoid that situation altogether is his point.
He doesn't let anything go to waste either, he regularly hands the food out to the street kids around the city before anything can spoil (along with the warmed blankets and some clean clothes). Occasionally he leaves a few sandwiches, clean water and some cookies for Croc and Grundy and gives a juice box and some fruit snacks to Harley if she's having a bad night, the sugar eases her temper a bit. If Eddie's a little put out by how quickly a riddle was solved, he gets some apple slices, they seem to cheer him up.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
talia in arab clothing 😈
Wonderbat by Artcraawl
anger issues run in the family ig
THEY’RE INSANE FOR THIS
ICON 🤩
FASHION
The Wayne’s are always being photographed, and sometimes they want to look really, really, good for those photographs. It causes headlines, and for Bruce, Headaches
Caption: "I miss you so much, I feel like I'll never move on"
Jason: [comments] "I TOLD YOU I HAD WORK"
Bruce posting a photo of Jason on Instagram on every anniversary of this death with a sad caption
Photo of 12-year-old Jason holding a caterpillar
Caption: “I still haven’t come to terms with losing you… you deserved the world, Jaylad”
Photo of 14-year-old Jason at his birthday party. He’s mid laugh while his candles are burning
Caption: “you’re smile easily lit up the room. You’ve been through so much so young, Jay… but you were full of hope and happiness”
Photo of 14-year-old Jason silently reading next to a fireplace
Caption: “I still can’t go into your room, I still can’t read any of your books. Everyone is still the same the as you left it. You clothes are still in the laundry basket”
Photo of 15-year-old Jason playing a guitar, a smirk on his face
Caption: “it still hurts”
Nothing stresses Alfred more than the batfam's sleep schedule