Sooo... This Is Something That Won't Leave My Head.

Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, he once tried to take a screenshot of a crack on his phone and you're trying to say he's the World's Greatest Detective?

Reasons why Bruce Wayne can’t be batman

Bruce Wayne can’t even control his children, you expect him to control Gotham’s criminals

anger issues run in the family ig

Maybe I'm just aro, but I always saw the BatCat ship as almost platonic. (Maybe/kinda/sorta friends with benefits?) They mutually beard each other from creeps, golddiggers, and nosy friends/family.

Ex. 1

Bruce: *calls Selina* Gala on Saturday. I need a plus one. I'm sick of airheads.

Selina: Gimme the time and what color dress you think would work best. I'll meet you at your place.

Ex. 2

Selina: Hey, can I use your picture and claim you're my boyfriend to scare off assholes at the bar?

Bruce: Go for it. Call me and I'll tell at them, too.

Ex. 3

Bruce: *leaves meeting* I have a previous engagement.

Clark: Does it involve a certain Cat? ;)

Bruce: Quit prying, its private

Hal: Sure thing, Spooky. You gonna spend the whole time in bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruce: *glares* I just might.

~Later, at Selina's apartment~

Bruce: *in Selina's bed, dead to the world, having the best nap he's had since becoming a dad*

Selina: *on the couch, with a book and a glass of wine*

Yes Yes Yes

Okay see THIS I do love one hundred percent

I like Selina and I like Bruce, and I love them having these sorts of interactions I just don’t like them as a romantic couple all that much

But this?

*Chef’s Kiss*

There are two D's in Jason's name because he comes with two times the drama

Gomez Addams IMMEDIATELY going to Gotham after his weird nephew from New Jersey started dressing as a Bat, beating people up in the dead of night, dropped out of college, and called him to ask for sword fighting and eyeliner tips:

bruce has two phones, whatever newest wayne tech phone there is and the phone he had when jason died.

all most all pictures of jason are on the original phone, so when jason died he was terrified to get a new phone. because you always lose something when you get a new phone, and the thought of losing anything of jason panicked bruce. it was fine for a little bit but then wayne tech made a new phone and if bruce wasn’t seen with it everyone would lose there minds.

bruce ended up with two phones. he never uses the phone with jason’s picture, it’s in his nightstand. it’s in an otter box with everything backed up. but he refuses to risk it. the only reason he turns on the phone is to make sure the phone still works and everything’s okay, and to look at baby jay.

Ok so apparently we are getting a live action short series of Webtoon's Wayne Family Adventures

I DONT KNOW IF ITS TRUE BUT IF IT IS IM EXCITED

I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out

It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.

It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.

Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it

Bucky would probably make the food

Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute

Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.

They'd never have a place where they'd always be in

Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join

He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet

So they let him join.

Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.

Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es

Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz

America's Ass

And Tony would have been the last one to find out

After all the other avengers and people

And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words

"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"

And there would always be an exception

So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"

Cuz nobody could think of something better

him

what a funky dude

actually so much funnier to imagine harley quinn thinking of rpatz bruce wayne when she named bruce the hyena “after that hunky wayne guy” than any other iteration