MCU Therapy Squad

Damian: *pointing to each of the batboys except dick* I hate you! And you! And you!

Tim: Hey! You missed dick?

Damian: No I didn't

Dick: No he didn't

he is so handsome

reblog to beat the joker to death

Khoa piercing Bruce’s ear By Akira | 1611

Jason being protective over Bruce just feeds my soul. I don't even need dinner, just give me Jason scaring off suitors away from his dad and I'll be CONTENT

LISTEN. Bruce is literally always sending Jason messages, texts, tries calling him, even sends him memes at Steph's recommendations, but nothing! Nada!

He always sighs and tries again, but eventually scores Jason's gonna talk when he's gonna want to.

He also leaves him voice mails, detailing about doing arts and crafts with Damian, how he tried Jason's training routines, taking cooking classes, - and he always ends the message with, " Don't get into trouble, Jay. "

It passes as I love you,

What does it? What finally stirs Jason back into the Wayne Manor? This:

" Jason Peter Todd. This better be the last time you prank call Tim in a middle of a meeting. You're more than aware our investors are, -" cut " I'm calling you for a favour. Could you watch Damian for me Thursday night? Everyone else is busy, and Clark made some reservations at a ridiculously expensive establishment, I-"

Jason marching through the manor with this voice mail at full volume, while Bruce and the others are trying to get him ready for the date. Dick is the first one who spots him. " Oh, no-"

" HE IS A FUCKING DEAD MAN!"

" Jason," Bruce is very calm as he attaches his nicest broach on. " Watch your language. "

" Who's this Clark guy? How long have you known him? What does he do? Do we have a background check? What about romantic history Who's? Who's side was he on in the Heard vs Depp trial? "

" He posts golden retrievers on that blue bird app you like. He's even...Approved? I think? But Dick told me not to mention it around you. And take that off, you'll scare him. He should be here any minute now."

" OH THATS WHAT I'M COUNTING ON - "

Bruce you should know better by now !

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based on this post by @wayne-core !!

by dan more & tamra bonvillain

This better happen or I will sue

Sincerely, obsessedwithmultiplefandoms

Dear DC,

Since you keep giving Bruce failed romantic relationships may I make a suggestion? Yes, either make him a single dad or let him try dating a man because woman obviously isn’t working for him

Sincerely, frostbittenbucky 💕

young bruce wayne has the same energy as natasha romanoff but especially when she makes pop culture references in her jokes and then awkwardly explains it bc he does that with gen-z and the justice league

Young Bruce content? Young Bruce content 😌

Bruce absolutely adored babysitting Barbara. He loved every second he spent with her and before he had the courage to ask Jim if Barbara could stay the weekend. . .

Jim: Hey Bruce, I'm here to pick up Barbara.

Bruce, who is currently holding Barbara in his hands: Who?

Jim: . . . Barbara. . . My child-

Bruce: Never heard of her-

Jim: Bruce you're holding her right now-

Bruce: . . .

Jim: . . .

Bruce: *Casually walks over to a lamp and puts the lamp shade over Barbara's head* This is a lamp, Jim-