when you are forced to listen to your classmate at lunch read their 300k word batman smut fanfic and know you have to go home and look ur dad in the eye
i absolutely love fics where bruce and clark have no idea who their secret identities are and they fall in love. thatβs my iv drip
What if Bruce actually gives the best hugs but barely anyone (except Cass, Alfred and Dick) knows this. Bruce thinks he sucks at hugs because no one ever asks for them.
YOOO WHAT, dude you're not gonna fucking believe it but that's literally the first headcanons I ever wrote in my headcanon list, wait let me get the actual thing I wrote
Here it is, anyway Bruce is a great hugger and his family wishes he would hug them more
ICON π€©
FASHION
The Wayneβs are always being photographed, and sometimes they want to look really, really, good for those photographs. It causes headlines, and for Bruce, Headaches
Ghostmaker π» By qiaokeying (x).
Peak Dilf Bruce Wayne
Jason rlly has the best origin ever like. Eleven years old. Manages to steal three whole Batmobile wheels. Hes like you know what Iβm going back for the fourth. Gets caught by batman and instead of being like AHH BATMAN heβs like fuck you bat-stard (knocks the wind out of Batman with a tire iron) (books it while yelling TRY AND CATCH ME DUMMY π ) and all that makes batman LAUGH in the anniversary of his parents DEATH in the SAME EXACT PLACE they died. Like. Iconic. Truly not only a funny as fuck origin but also manages to tell you in like one scene everything you need to know about Jason and what his dynamic with Bruce used to/should be
Oh my fucking God there's a batfsm comic on webtoon and I wanna cry ππ«
ITS SO GOODD