Stabbing-stars

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

happy new year !!! how was your year :3 !!!!

Last year's, Im had made a News Years revolution. To organise every the bombs.in my Grain Silo &And eat verymuch less sweet patato (Bad allergys..but My son loves,it so im always makinG,for dinner...) yeah And Get my pilots license. Idudnt do any of That shit. i got into Contact bridge insteadNow im like 100000 in t.he hole

The aftermath.

zhis cave is füll off bluntsmoeken

here's to fifteen years of christmas together <3

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It’s less of an au and more if a 1:1 of what happened in the show to think about dean as an 1800s merchant whose wife dies in childbirth and then says no when the doctor asks if he wants to hold the baby and closes off so severely the governess is afraid to talk to him about things that need done for the child’s care and there’s a lot of dean standing in the doorway while the baby wails with a tumbler of whiskey in hand and within five days he’s decided to send the baby off to live with his uncle and when Sam is like dean he’s the only thing you have left of cas now And more than that he’s YOUR SON Dean just stares at him blankly until Sam agrees to take him

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

quackity & george at the exact same time: is this the bit where you're not funny

tommy’s apartment concerns have gone from -> accidentally doxxing himself -> his landlord not letting him shout -> asbestos -> fire drills -> There is a doll sitting on Tommy’s bed. His name is Uncle Nasty. He is a most definitely possessed doll that Tommy received from an old woman who approached him on the beach because he looked lonely. Tommy had to exchange a lock of hair to obtain Uncle Nasty. He does not know the name of the woman he gave his hair to. The lights in his apartment are flickering. He does not know why they are flickering. Uncle Nasty moved on the bed. No he didn’t. Badboyhalo is here now.