Wizard Who Got Tired Of Fighting And Casts Fucked Up Unethical Spells Like “super Brain Hemorrhage”

jeremy shada is immediately shot and killed by a pistol wielding lauren montgomery

The year is 2020. It’s the day before the release of the last season of Voltron. There’s a stage with nobody on it and it’s completely dark. When the light turns on, Jeremy Shada is alone on the stage with a single microphone. He hesitates before speaking. “Klance is Cannon King.” He says. Jeremy Shada has spoken, and the crowd applauds.

pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:

throws a crustacean party

indulges in the teen rockstar life

tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high

gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda

is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell

peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van

answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee

you’ve heard of death, now get ready for the void, amirite?

why weren’t you at reality practice

in sweetness there is strength, there is sadness, there is sorrow. in sweetness there is humor, grief, there is wild anger and loud joy and a spectrum of feelings in between. in the raucous cheering shared while watching with friends, to the quiet moments in twilight hours wrapped in blankets and heavy feeling, through all struggle and triumph, i am left knowing in sweetness there is hope. 

i hope that after all this, ruby will be able to join the circus like she’s always wanted to do.

shiro: matthew holt stop it!

matt: that’s not my name

shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-

matt: mathematics holt.

shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me

matt: what? so i’m a liar now?

shiro: no…i…

matt: yeah i’m fucking with you

Guess what’s my favorite episode of voltron :)

there are a lot of things to talk about, but all i want to say is that even though i fucking knew brennan was gonna pull some dramatic of mice and men speech bullshit, he still absolutely sideswiped me in the last twenty minutes of the episode like he always manages to do