pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:
throws a crustacean party
indulges in the teen rockstar life
tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high
gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda
is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell
peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van
answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee
yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys
holy FUCK gang
we got gorgug and fabian quality time. riz and fig pulled some super spy hijinks. adaine asked for her big sister and was listened to. kristen ascended to sainthood. two fathers died. gilear canonically has a massive shlong. i wept and laughed and wept some more. i can’t wait for friday.
Guess what’s my favorite episode of voltron :)
why weren’t you at reality practice
changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying
jeremy shada is immediately shot and killed by a pistol wielding lauren montgomery
everyone is talking about how amethar is probably going to die, but i feel in some instinctual, miserable part of my heart that this is where we say goodbye to lapin. i hope above all else that people will be clowning on me in two hours for thinking something so dumb
i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth
i’m willing vox populi ricky matsui into existence.
shiro: matthew holt stop it!
matt: that’s not my name
shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-
matt: mathematics holt.
shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me
matt: what? so i’m a liar now?
shiro: no…i…
matt: yeah i’m fucking with you