i’m willing vox populi ricky matsui into existence.
and boy howdy my eyes are real moist right bout now
you’ve heard of death, now get ready for the void, amirite?
i think it would be pretty sexy of you all to let your dungeon master play one of the many pcs that they’ve made despite knowing they’ll never be able to use them
yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
i desperately want isabella infierno to actually be a real succubus, because only witchcraft could take away sophias husband
shoutout to zac oyama for choosing to play a way of the long death monk, aka one of the toughest fucking characters to kill in dnd history. death might have taken lapin cadbury, but to cumulous rocks it’s a joke
SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB
i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth