I Desperately Want Isabella Infierno To Actually Be A Real Succubus, Because Only Witchcraft Could Take

holy FUCK gang

we got gorgug and fabian quality time. riz and fig pulled some super spy hijinks. adaine asked for her big sister and was listened to. kristen ascended to sainthood. two fathers died. gilear canonically has a massive shlong. i wept and laughed and wept some more. i can’t wait for friday.

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

tell me why i assumed for no reason that raymond and loose duke are lovers

riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat

i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

shoutout to zac oyama for choosing to play a way of the long death monk, aka one of the toughest fucking characters to kill in dnd history. death might have taken lapin cadbury, but to cumulous rocks it’s a joke

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell