Why Are Non-offensive Moves Even An Option In Pokemon?? Im Here To Kick Ass. Have Fun Wasting A Turn

in sweetness there is strength, there is sadness, there is sorrow. in sweetness there is humor, grief, there is wild anger and loud joy and a spectrum of feelings in between. in the raucous cheering shared while watching with friends, to the quiet moments in twilight hours wrapped in blankets and heavy feeling, through all struggle and triumph, i am left knowing in sweetness there is hope. 

i desperately want isabella infierno to actually be a real succubus, because only witchcraft could take away sophias husband

instead of corn or philosophy students, i propose a new spirit guardian form that combines the deadliest aspects of ally and kristen possible: beyblades and ribbon dancers

SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB

there are a lot of things to talk about, but all i want to say is that even though i fucking knew brennan was gonna pull some dramatic of mice and men speech bullshit, he still absolutely sideswiped me in the last twenty minutes of the episode like he always manages to do

when belizabeth bastard pulled her move, i immediately started trying to think of an intricate legal defense to buy more time. my friend shot out of his seat and yelled “it’s time to deck that bitch” and honestly that’s the dichotomy of dnd, baby

shiro: matthew holt stop it!

matt: that’s not my name

shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-

matt: mathematics holt.

shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me

matt: what? so i’m a liar now?

shiro: no…i…

matt: yeah i’m fucking with you

changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying 

ragh boning down for the first time with an elf is great, but now i need the thistlesprings giving him a binder and a firm talking-to about sexual health

i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth