When Belizabeth Bastard Pulled Her Move, I Immediately Started Trying To Think Of An Intricate Legal

For a while my Dave Strider cosplay included $400 Gucci shades I found on the ground at Disneyland and a $60 pair of black Vans I found on the street and honestly I feel it’s the most canon cosplay I ever did

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

god, every episode of fantasy high live i think to myself “wow, this is the best and most exciting episode ever, nothing can ever get close to this” and think about it all week until the next episode where i think the exact same thing and now i wonder if ill ever accept the fact that fantasy high is a consistently great show and i don’t have to shield myself from potential disappointment because it knocks it out of the park every time

shiro: matthew holt stop it!

matt: that’s not my name

shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-

matt: mathematics holt.

shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me

matt: what? so i’m a liar now?

shiro: no…i…

matt: yeah i’m fucking with you

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

ragh boning down for the first time with an elf is great, but now i need the thistlesprings giving him a binder and a firm talking-to about sexual health

yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys

shoutout to zac oyama for choosing to play a way of the long death monk, aka one of the toughest fucking characters to kill in dnd history. death might have taken lapin cadbury, but to cumulous rocks it’s a joke

instead of corn or philosophy students, i propose a new spirit guardian form that combines the deadliest aspects of ally and kristen possible: beyblades and ribbon dancers

i’m willing vox populi ricky matsui into existence.