I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.
jeremy shada is immediately shot and killed by a pistol wielding lauren montgomery
why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
god, every episode of fantasy high live i think to myself “wow, this is the best and most exciting episode ever, nothing can ever get close to this” and think about it all week until the next episode where i think the exact same thing and now i wonder if ill ever accept the fact that fantasy high is a consistently great show and i don’t have to shield myself from potential disappointment because it knocks it out of the park every time
shoutout to zac oyama for choosing to play a way of the long death monk, aka one of the toughest fucking characters to kill in dnd history. death might have taken lapin cadbury, but to cumulous rocks it’s a joke
yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys
i’m willing vox populi ricky matsui into existence.
shiro: matthew holt stop it!
matt: that’s not my name
shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-
matt: mathematics holt.
shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me
matt: what? so i’m a liar now?
shiro: no…i…
matt: yeah i’m fucking with you
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB