I’m Proud To Identify As Morosexual. I’m Attracted To Dumbasses And Dumbasses Exclusively. A Guy

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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stabbymcjones

5 years ago

instead of corn or philosophy students, i propose a new spirit guardian form that combines the deadliest aspects of ally and kristen possible: beyblades and ribbon dancers

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dnd brennan lee mulligan fantasy high dimension 20 fig faeth the bad kids gorgug thistlespring riz gukgak fabian seacaster kristen applebees adaine abernant fantasy high live either the ribbons are replaced with those beyblade ripcords or the beyblades have ribbons taped to them maybe some sort of horrible beyblade-ribbon flail ally beardsly

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stabbymcjones

5 years ago

ragh boning down for the first time with an elf is great, but now i need the thistlesprings giving him a binder and a firm talking-to about sexual health

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fantasy high fig faeth the bad kids gorgug thistlespring riz gukgak fabian seacaster kristen applebees adaine abernant Ragh Barkrock fantasy high live

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stabbymcjones

4 years ago

i’m willing vox populi ricky matsui into existence.

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stabbymcjones

5 years ago

SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB

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stabbymcjones

7 years ago

Guess what’s my favorite episode of voltron :)

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stabbymcjones

5 years ago

lapin cadbury: boring old geezer in the streets, brilliant political revolutionary in the sheets

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stabbymcjones

5 years ago

riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat

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stabbymcjones

5 years ago

everyone is talking about how amethar is probably going to die, but i feel in some instinctual, miserable part of my heart that this is where we say goodbye to lapin. i hope above all else that people will be clowning on me in two hours for thinking something so dumb

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stabbymcjones

6 years ago

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

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stabbymcjones

7 years ago