Lapin Cadbury: Boring Old Geezer In The Streets, Brilliant Political Revolutionary In The Sheets

shoutout to zac oyama for choosing to play a way of the long death monk, aka one of the toughest fucking characters to kill in dnd history. death might have taken lapin cadbury, but to cumulous rocks it’s a joke

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

in sweetness there is strength, there is sadness, there is sorrow. in sweetness there is humor, grief, there is wild anger and loud joy and a spectrum of feelings in between. in the raucous cheering shared while watching with friends, to the quiet moments in twilight hours wrapped in blankets and heavy feeling, through all struggle and triumph, i am left knowing in sweetness there is hope. 

i hope that after all this, ruby will be able to join the circus like she’s always wanted to do.

when belizabeth bastard pulled her move, i immediately started trying to think of an intricate legal defense to buy more time. my friend shot out of his seat and yelled “it’s time to deck that bitch” and honestly that’s the dichotomy of dnd, baby

just finished the last episode of season three

and boy howdy my eyes are real moist right bout now

pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:

throws a crustacean party

indulges in the teen rockstar life

tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high

gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda

is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell

peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van

answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee

riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat

SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB

holy FUCK gang

we got gorgug and fabian quality time. riz and fig pulled some super spy hijinks. adaine asked for her big sister and was listened to. kristen ascended to sainthood. two fathers died. gilear canonically has a massive shlong. i wept and laughed and wept some more. i can’t wait for friday.