Just Finished The Last Episode Of Season Three

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat

i hope that after all this, ruby will be able to join the circus like she’s always wanted to do.

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

in sweetness there is strength, there is sadness, there is sorrow. in sweetness there is humor, grief, there is wild anger and loud joy and a spectrum of feelings in between. in the raucous cheering shared while watching with friends, to the quiet moments in twilight hours wrapped in blankets and heavy feeling, through all struggle and triumph, i am left knowing in sweetness there is hope. 

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying 

pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:

throws a crustacean party

indulges in the teen rockstar life

tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high

gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda

is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell

peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van

answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee

tell me why i assumed for no reason that raymond and loose duke are lovers