Changing My Name To Cumulous Rocks Because During This Whole Episode I Was Either Stunned Or Dying 

i’m filing an injury claim against dimension 20 because the whiplash in moods this episode is hurting me more than last episode hurt my feelings

it’s been a rough night, but chungle-down bimothy is keeping me afloat

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth

jeremy shada is immediately shot and killed by a pistol wielding lauren montgomery

The year is 2020. It’s the day before the release of the last season of Voltron. There’s a stage with nobody on it and it’s completely dark. When the light turns on, Jeremy Shada is alone on the stage with a single microphone. He hesitates before speaking. “Klance is Cannon King.” He says. Jeremy Shada has spoken, and the crowd applauds.

i desperately want isabella infierno to actually be a real succubus, because only witchcraft could take away sophias husband

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:

throws a crustacean party

indulges in the teen rockstar life

tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high

gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda

is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell

peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van

answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell