it’s been a rough night, but chungle-down bimothy is keeping me afloat
riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
lapin cadbury: boring old geezer in the streets, brilliant political revolutionary in the sheets
and boy howdy my eyes are real moist right bout now
tell me why i assumed for no reason that raymond and loose duke are lovers
shiro: matthew holt stop it!
matt: that’s not my name
shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-
matt: mathematics holt.
shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me
matt: what? so i’m a liar now?
shiro: no…i…
matt: yeah i’m fucking with you
i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth
SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB
fabian: dances the night away with a silken elven sheet
me, thinking about how he shut down gortholax when he talked about how most of the best blood rush players were also ballerinas: oh how the lunchtables have turned