It’s Been A Rough Night, But Chungle-down Bimothy Is Keeping Me Afloat

riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

lapin cadbury: boring old geezer in the streets, brilliant political revolutionary in the sheets

just finished the last episode of season three

and boy howdy my eyes are real moist right bout now

tell me why i assumed for no reason that raymond and loose duke are lovers

shiro: matthew holt stop it!

matt: that’s not my name

shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-

matt: mathematics holt.

shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me

matt: what? so i’m a liar now?

shiro: no…i…

matt: yeah i’m fucking with you

i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth

SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB

fabian: dances the night away with a silken elven sheet

me, thinking about how he shut down gortholax when he talked about how most of the best blood rush players were also ballerinas: oh how the lunchtables have turned