i think it would be pretty sexy of you all to let your dungeon master play one of the many pcs that they’ve made despite knowing they’ll never be able to use them
and boy howdy my eyes are real moist right bout now
it’s been a rough night, but chungle-down bimothy is keeping me afloat
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys
when belizabeth bastard pulled her move, i immediately started trying to think of an intricate legal defense to buy more time. my friend shot out of his seat and yelled “it’s time to deck that bitch” and honestly that’s the dichotomy of dnd, baby
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
i desperately want isabella infierno to actually be a real succubus, because only witchcraft could take away sophias husband
jeremy shada is immediately shot and killed by a pistol wielding lauren montgomery