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Consider your band brothered

band of brothers brainrot so bad that once i finished watching it i immediately started it all over again

there haven’t been enough discomfort-causing joe mazz pics on my dash lately

i wish there was a touch more faggotry in the pacific. it was pretty gay but there's always room for more

Eion Bailey as David Kenyon Webster in BAND OF BROTHERS (2001) ↳ Part Four: Replacements

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

‘tis i 🦪🌝🌯

and i don't want to die alone (but i don't want to die at all)

BabeRoeSpina x All's Well That Ends by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

song / insp.

"They want you to give in, but we won't let them"

Shane Taylor in Strike Back S03E01

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My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

if web had turned around, they could have had a romantic dinner

it lasts just a couple of seconds but this scene is so damn funny! u can see how web eats literally everything that is served to him, while joe sniffed the cracker TWICE and put it DOWN sir wat da hell just eat ur food

as a bonus, a disgruntled web cuz malarkey poured food on his pants

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

seriously yall… who’s gonna be the eugene hbowar actor to my cat sitting at the table with him???

“what the hell is your issue?” yeah you’re gonna need to be more specific buddy

// what is written on the far sides of stars //

Babe Heffron tears a hole in his best friend's shirt, knocks out his front tooth, and ruins Eugene Roe’s life.

read on ao3

hello band of brotherers of tumblr heres webgott

im crying he rlly dgaf

Roe lied with his hands.   "This will help." "You’ll be fine." "Just hold on."   He lied to keep their souls inside their bodies long enough for the shelling to stop.   He poured life into shattered vessels with bandages and boyish faith,   but sometimes he stayed too long—   and the light left their eyes while he whispered one more useless truth.

a webgott web weave for @dontirrigateme ☀️

part two of three of a summer exchange gift for a very lovely person <3. this one is much more serious than the previous part, sort of to work as the darker part of webgott and balance out tomorrows gift, which works to find that webgott equilibrium. i really hope you enjoy this all! find part one here, and sourcing is under the cut :)

tumblr user thebluesthour // band of brothers episode ten: points // marbles by the amazing devil // twitter user luhaenten // unknown // anne sexton // keaton st james // the silence by halestorm // tumblr user ain // band of brothers episode five: crossroads // sick of losing soulmates by dodie // hades and persephone by gian lorenzo bernini // cupid and psyche by antonio canova // tumblr user cursedsuggestion // band of brothers episode nine: why we fight // tumblr user inanotheruniverse

oh, he was playing with the piano keys ☹️

i need to impregnate gale cleven

eugene and snafu

eugene roe interests me not just because of shane taylor, he’s an interesting man. from things i’ve read, he always had a tan from working outside, he wore cowboy boots daily, he bleached his hair with peroxide once during the war with a handful of other soldiers.

if i could have one day to talk to a man from easy company i would always pick eugene roe. such an interesting man.

the cast of the pacific talking about the rather infamous dale dye bootcamp

couple of personal notes:

- someone needs to find out why dale dye enjoys torturing twinks so much

- crying at joe mazzello's “bootcamp was...... probably the most intense experience of my life”

- dye screaming “what's the matter with you?!” to jon seda 😭 unprovoked

- keith nobbs is so hot

- jacob pitts' face of horror at seeing his new haircut kills me every time

are you even best friends (or more) if you haven’t scissored mid fight?