I Need To Impregnate Gale Cleven

oh, he was playing with the piano keys ☹️

and i don't want to die alone (but i don't want to die at all)

BabeRoeSpina x All's Well That Ends by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

song / insp.

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

eugene roe interests me not just because of shane taylor, he’s an interesting man. from things i’ve read, he always had a tan from working outside, he wore cowboy boots daily, he bleached his hair with peroxide once during the war with a handful of other soldiers.

if i could have one day to talk to a man from easy company i would always pick eugene roe. such an interesting man.

the cast of the pacific talking about the rather infamous dale dye bootcamp

couple of personal notes:

- someone needs to find out why dale dye enjoys torturing twinks so much

- crying at joe mazzello's “bootcamp was...... probably the most intense experience of my life”

- dye screaming “what's the matter with you?!” to jon seda 😭 unprovoked

- keith nobbs is so hot

- jacob pitts' face of horror at seeing his new haircut kills me every time

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Eion Bailey as David Kenyon Webster in BAND OF BROTHERS (2001) ↳ Part Four: Replacements