911 Dispatcher: Hello 911, What’s Your Emergency?
911 Dispatcher: Hello 911, what’s your emergency?
Colby: Yes, Y/N has fainted and is bleeding from their nose.
911 Dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?
Colby: …*mumbles*
911 Dispatcher: Sorry, could you please repeat that?
Colby: …I put on a maids dress-
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it had to be done 🫡
me practicing for hayden christensen
In honour of the weekend I offer the theory:
Same man, different levels of child protection
Y/N: Did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts?
Colby: *mouth full of donuts* No...
Y/N: Then what's that on your pants?
Colby: That's cocaine.
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together
I hope fanfiction writers know that I think of them like celebrities
I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind
thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me alive
rest days after a race
Anyone else having the problem on mobile where you tap on a link to another post and nothing happens? I can tap the blog pic and name and be redirected to that persons blog, and I can hold down on the link and the sharing options, including open in safari, come up. But the link itself, tapping on it does nothing. And this is for every post I see with a link to another post.
Is this a glitch? Or a problem for @staff to look at? I deleted and redownloaded the app but it didn’t fix it.
Steve Kemp I will always love you
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hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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