Does Anybody Want To Start Religion Were Heartstopper Is Our Bible And Alice Osman Is Our God. Reblog

Saw someone on here refer to Sirius and Remus as “two British cigarettes” today and I just can’t stop laughing. Peak queer humor.

War crimes be damned, Barty deserved to see all the Trolls movies in theatre just so he could point and go "Reggie" every time he saw a Bergen and then die of a laughing fit every time

I strongly believe that Sirius didn't have perfect hair. Everyone's always talking about how sirius' hair was something he cared about so much and would never do anything to damage it.

NO! That man's dramatic af!

Small inconvenience? NEW HAIR CUT!!

Quidditch game tomorrow? Dying it red at 3am!

Pissed off at Walburger and Onion? He now has a mohawk because they'd hate it! (Idk how to spell it)

Stressed over exams? New hairstyle to match the his new stressed mood!

Sirius' hair is so damaged and has so many split ends. He has a different look every week because he had no freedom to do what he wanted with his appearance as a child. And, as I said, he's dramatic!

Part 2/3 -The Valkaries

Maruaders Skittles

Q: What's five things that make you happy?

Lily: "My friends happiness. If the people I care about are happy, it always makes me happy. And Mary. Mary makes me happy. I love her. Books too. Magic. Magic makes me really happy. It's just so...magical. And taylor swift. Her music makes me happy, it can make me cry but it can also always make me smile. Depends on the song."

Mary: My girlfriend. She makes me happy. Nothing else matters. Friends and family too, I suppose. I'm always happy when I'm with my brother, atleast a little bit. Quidditch. I guess anything I'm really good at and I'm amazing at quidditch. And muggle things. I'm love magic, don't get me wrong but doing things the miggle way is so... refreshing."

Marlene: Quidditch. Oh I love quidditch so much. It's so freeing to be up in the sky, wind blowing in my face and my hair blown back behind me. It's one the pitch where I fell in love with...Dorcas! She's another thing. She's so pretty. My friends. James can be a dick sometimes and lily's a little bit too much like a mum but I love them. My pink guitar. It's very important to me. And... concerts. I love concerts."

If i wrote this, would you read it??

Once upon a time, a long time ago, well, about twenty years ago, Euphemia married her beast onfront of 6000 of their closest friends. Instead of a honeymoon, as a wedding present to their people, the couple united all of the kingdoms and got themselves elected as the King and Queen of The Kingdoms of Godrics Hollow.

They rounded up all the villians and sidekicks, basically all the most interesting people, and threw them onto a small island called Azkaban with a magic barrier to keep them there.

This, is my home. No magic. No WiFi. No. Way. Out.

Well, that's what I thought.

Prince James Potter, future King of the Kingdoms of Godrics Hollow, has a plan. A plan he's really passionate about. To bring the villian kids over to Godrics Hallow to attend Hogwarts and have a chance at being normal teenagers.

He picks four kids to bring over. Pandora Lestrange, youngest child of the Queen of Hearts. Evan Rosier, son of Gaston. And the two sons of Maleficent, Sirius Black and his younger brother, Regulus.

Regulus also has a plan. To destroy Godrics Hollow and bring the villians back to power. Nothing can stop him.

Except maybe the Prince

"there's only one more phase to the heist! Then James and reg can live together and have 7 cats and 2 dogs"

I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

Sussanahs such a milf

Finally watching the summer I turned pretty :))

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Can't you see?" Sirius murmurs. "I'd die for them, but I'd live for you."

I love them so much. Also this fic is destroying me

Cry

seriously what does one do after finishing crimson rivers