I need to prove a point to my stepdad. This is absolute bullshit.
So if you think a trans man can be a man without a penis or a trans woman can be a woman without a vagina, please reblogged.
Maruaders favourite books
James: Percy Jackson and the lighting thief by Rick Riordan ("it was my childhood!!")
Sirius: If this gets out by Sophie Gonzales amd Cale Dietrich ("I don't relate to falling in love with my best friend but having to keep our relationship a secret at all!")
Remus: The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller ("its historic and gay")
Peter: Loveless by Alice oseman ("Goergie and Alice helped me discover myself")
“Oh look at this very inclusive fandom based around Harry Potter’s dead parents and their friends. This seems like a great place for me!” I says with joys.
I was then shot 57 times.
This...this is exactly right
James - the most bisexual who ever bisexualed (could be pan but i like the bi label better)
Remus - gay, can't really see him as bi, probably uses queer as a label tho
Sirius - gay and demisexual, alternatively remussexual / transfem nb or genderfluid
Peter - aroace or unlabeled
Lily - either a lesbian or bi with a heavy preference for women
Mary - that one girl who thought she was straight until she fell in love with a girl (turns out she's bi)
Marlene - lesbian (duh)
Dorcas - lesbian (duh)
Pandora - unlabeled, queer for sure / trans woman
Xenophilius - unlabeled / non-binary
Barty - bi, hooks up with everything that moves
Evan - probably bi, grey/demisexual
Regulus - that's a homosexual if I've ever seen one, bi only for Lily / trans man
Narcissa - (comphet) lesbian
Alice - bi
Frank - 🥁🥁🥁 the token straight !
That's everyone i have a headcanon for i think
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Percy: This date is boring
Annabeth: it's not a date, percy.
Percy: then why did u invite me?
Annabeth: I didn't. I told u "do not come with me, I'm just going shopping" and you started ranting about being your own independent person and "I don't even listen to the gods why would I listen to you?"
Percy: oh yeah...sor- OMG BLUE COOKIES!!!