yknow how Kunikida used to be a math teacher? Do you think any of his former students have ever just been walking around and the look over, and see their old math teacher.
now, imagine they were going to go up and say something to him.
and then they see him attacking a man covered in bandages.
And then he starts talking about a weretiger
the kid thinks “Oh shit oh fuck he writes Fanfiction about werewolves crossed with tigers I thought he just taught math”
Because honestly what would you think if your math teacher started going on about weretigers? That he was a normal middle aged man? Nah this bitch definitely is on ao3
the beatles after jorking it in the same room: heh...we saved the town
“Kunikida’s a bootlicker. He’s nothing but a boring goody too shoes.”
Kunikida stole a car. Kunikida broke into a meteorological bureau because they got the weather report wrong. Kunikida has been arrested 3 times.
Kunikida gave Junichiro, Atsushi and Kyouka weapons. Kunikida electrocuted Akutagawa and gained his respect. Kunikida’s best friend, Katai is a hacker.
Kunikida hates authority.
Kunikida threatened to break Atsushi’s arm when they met.
The fear people have that Kunikida could’ve become the Azure Messenger if he went too far. Not to mention the Azure Apostle, Nobuko Sasaki was the real life Kunikida’s first wife.
Kunikida set off a bomb and used Tecchou as a shield. Kunikida told Kenji to throw the Black Lizard out the window. Every time someone says Kunikida would be a good solider he immediately proves them wrong.
Goody too shoes my arse.
”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it
my rockafire wall wip..
Me anytime Asagiri talks about Kunikida and Dazai
Cuddles i want cuddles i wanna be cuddled please sum1 cuddle me i will give you everything you want i just want cuddles
Haven't been able to get these words out of my head. The fact they are the last thing he says. At first, I was just like "Okay, that's a very Kunikida thing to say" but then I put them into context of what just happened.
He'd been impaled and was desperately trying to use his last moments to allow Tanazaki time to escape. He knew he wasn't living after this, so as per his ideals he was going to fight until his last breath to save another life. If he can die in-service of helping someone else survive, that's enough for Kunikida.
And then he hears Atsushi shout his name. Atsushi ran up from behind Amenogozen, Kunikida probably saw him coming as well. He gripped the sword in his chest with the last of his strength to aid Atsushi in whatever way he could.
And Atsushi chose to save Tanizaki. The very thing he'd been trying to do just seconds before.
That why I think he'd smiling here, that's why I think he says his ideals will live on. Not in some abstract way, but in a direct reference to Atsushi, because he was Atsushi's mentor too. From day one, Atsushi has been seeking guidance from Kunikida, even when he didn't know how to give it.
One of the first pieces of advice Kunikida gives Atsushi is to "start thinking what you can do."
And it has been something he's been trying to figure out ever since. What can he do to help those who need it? To be worthy of living?
Both Atsushi and Kunikida want to save people. Both of them have been struggling on how to achieve that this whole time. Saving people isn't just a single action to Kunikida, it's sacrifice, it's taking on a burden, it's knowing you're tied to this person afterwards.
It's knowing you can't always save everyone no matter how much you want to. It's prioritizing saving who can and living with that.
Kunikida knew he couldn't be saved, but he hoped Tanizaki could. When Atsushi chose to leave him and save Tanizaki he following in Kunikida's footsteps.
His ideals will live on, in Atsushi.
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