Dropping Into Cool People’s Inboxes To Wish Them A Happy Pride Month

@spacegamer10 DID IT AGAIN FGHJK

CHECK OUT THE NEW DUB HEHE

Hi its me again it is currently Very Late should I sleep or nah

Considering that I havent seen this for 3 hours: yes you should.

Go to sleep my bruddah, or else the cops will get ya. That’s right, the sleep police, the slumber officers, the rest troopers, the snooze patrol…

3 MONTHS

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MIKEY'S GLOWING!!!

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The call to dress up is irresistible to all turtle kind. Also wow, it has been so long since I first thumbnailed that page with April and Sunita... > evidence <

Edit: I would like to add that this is EXACTLY what “country song” by Bo Burnham is about

The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

I FREAKING KNEW IT, RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU PICKED UP THE CASSETTE I KNEW IT WAS A RICK ROLL RAHHHHH

A group of far-future linguists and archeologists suddenly *poof* into existence in front of me. One is holding a tablet. "What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'tomato sauce?'" they ask me. "The distinction is not clear in extant texts from this time and place."

"Uh, they're the same thing," I tell them. "Who are you?"

"Yes!" the being with the tablet exclaims.

One of the other researchers groans. "No! My thesis...months of writing wasted..." One of the others comforts them.

"Now, what is this object for?" The first researcher holds up a discolored, dinged-up plastic object. It's clearly been buried in the ground for quite some time, but the two holes and the scuffed plastic window are distinctive.

"That's a cassette tape. You record music with it."

"Interesting, interesting." The being enters something on the tablet.

"How are you speaking English?"

"Sophisticated translation technology," one of the researchers confides. "We are students of your society. From the future."

"What does this pictogram represent?" The researcher with the tablet turns it around so that the screen faces me.

It's the eggplant emoji.

"Sex," I say. "Why do you need to ask me this if you can time travel or whatever? Can't you just go wherever you want to go and look around and see how these things are being used?"

The beings shift guiltily and look at each other. "Technically, travel to times and places prior the advent of time travel is strictly prohibited. Paradoxes, you know."

"Oh."

"We must get back before our advisor returns to the lab. Just don't tell anyone you saw us, alright? The space-time continuity depends on it. Can you do that?"

"Uh, sure, I guess?"

One of them pats me on the head. "And don't go to Mars."

"Okay. Wait, why? Is it dangerous?"

"No. Just not worth it."

The group disappears in a shimmering light.

The cassette clatters to the sidewalk behind them.

Out of befuddlement, mainly, I pick it up. It's clearly old, discolored and scuffed, but it still has tape in it.

I carry the tape around in my pocket for a while. The curiosity builds. I want to know what's on that tape. I don't have a cassette player anymore, so I go to Goodwill and pick up the first one I can find, praying that it still works. I plug it in. It turns on.

I slide the tape inside. It's dirty, but it still seems to be in decent shape. I snap the player closed and hit play. The wheels begin to turn. I hold my breath.

A familiar tune starts up. A wobbly voice comes out of the machine.

We're no strangers to love

Previously, and now…

Part 6/7

I HAD TO CUT THIS ONE IN HALF LOL

Next part coming soooon (hopefully) and it’s gonna be my favourite lmao

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

@somerandomdudelmao

YOU NEED TO PAY MY THERAPY RIGHT NOW!

also I don't know how to edit but I NEEDED to do this

And congratulations for creating the first comic that has made me cry 👍 (I can't stop crying)

honestly I didn't expect it would end today so I WAS NOT prepared for all this but I still need to say thank you for this masterpiece

I hope you have some good vacations after all this adventure ✨

Thank you CASS 💖🫶

Lil Mikey I made during philosophy class

Before you judge my line art, keep in mind that my hands were shaky from running late to school this morning lmao