As An Aroace Person, Friend Crushes Are INSANE. And I Don’t Mean This Like “oh I Want My Friend Romantically”

Fuck yeah

Beyblade

We're living the dream with non stage light light

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

Yea

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

This reminds me of when I was younger and used to play with squishes.

These little choking hazards (fun to chew on tho)

And I had a little castle for my hoard of choking hazards with even more hazardous parts for a child that put everything into their mouth.

(this exact one to be exact)

And with my army of squishes, I would have a red creature overthrow the Queen Squishie (which was the wedding version of Princess Bella, I hated the wedding version for some reason). They would have a dramatic throw down at the top of the castle until the red creature would throw her off of it and be crowned ruler. The other squishies would leave her body there for days to rot as they set up their new kingdom until I got bored and decided I wanted another mutiny. Then I'd stick the "dead" ones in my mouth bc I liked the way they stuck to my tongue bc of the little holes in the bottom.

I'm starting to see why I like vocaloid and dystopian books about overthrowing the government.

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

I feel like sometimes is an understatement

@idraw-sometimes had? More like you're still going through it (not to be mean, but facts are facts)

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

Not only do I forget other people have sex, but I also completely forget that sex is a thing. Then I remember and I have to rethink my reality.

Question-

Do any other ace people forget that people are like…having sex?

Like sometimes im just shocked with the realization like “omg there are so many people that are like…interested in having sex.”

I’m personally like forgetful as fuck an I genuinely wake up every day with the realization “oh yea I’m queer!!” (Im being so deadass about that btw)

But yea like every time an allosexual friend is like “omg she’s so hot i would let her fucking RAIL me” (not like asexuals cant make sex jokes i quite genuinely do it all the time) but like….they MEAN it, ykwim?

LIKE THEY WOULD GENUINELY LET THAT HAPPEN AND THEY GENUINELY MEAN THAT THEY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AND IT JUST-CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME