This Reminds Me Of When I Was Younger And Used To Play With Squishes.

POV: You stop to talk to your coordinator for your college classes and end up having a second breakdown of the day that leads to the discovery that the school once again fucked up your schedule and you now have to pay for being over the maximum allotted credits

At least it's 5:53 and we're not going to be stuck here until 8 pm, if we run this fast enough and the actors don't screw props over again, we might get out at 6:30

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

Why can't they? It doesn't mean anything bad, does it?

inkle dinkle binky bunk

dude you can't just say inkle dinkle binky bunk

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

Tbh, this only made me imagine Pizza losing her shit and telling your mom she's not allowed to leave the couch.

Watching my step dad get competitive over his fireworks being bigger/louder than the neighbors is hilarious lmao