A Few Days Ago, I Started To Get Snapchat Stickers That Were Written In German Out Of Nowhere. Now Tumblr

I can see the purple stains

Also... Do you think silly string will also be banned if I bring it to band? Honestly can't believe they got the confetti poppers banned

Evidently my dog has decided the shit im wearing today is No It and has decided to try to pull me around by it and tear the living shit out of it

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

Boring

Someone should steal something else

The power in my area for like MILES is out rn because someone stole equipment from the power companys sub stations🥲

It's in the eye of the beholder

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I've had to shit since 10:34 this morning and keep forgetting to go so thanks for the reminder

Don’t forget to poop before the new year starts. You don’t wanna carry the same shit into 2025

At least it's 5:53 and we're not going to be stuck here until 8 pm, if we run this fast enough and the actors don't screw props over again, we might get out at 6:30

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

I love this

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

Bc I had to wake up and breathe

I have come to disturb your scrolling with this thing

Enjoy :) <3

you're the shell now

i just ate a whole peanut with the shell on

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time