Boring

He’s got life figured out

I just got some message asking me my opinion on trump but I don't like random ppl texting so I decided to have a little fun and sent a picture of a bird with a giant ballsack hanging from it and can't wait to be left alone

That is terrifying, someone should write a story about it

I had a dream that I was playing Minecraft. It seemed to be perpetually night, rain fell through blocks, and I kept running out of torches. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and checked my settings. The difficulty was set to “Peaceful, I hope.” I couldn’t change it.

words cannot express how much i fucking hate writing dialog

I don't think Marlo gets tired of your questions. Tbh though, that's me too, just the last part though

(I hate college classes)

I think my academic advisor is losing patience with all my questions but unfortunately if I don't receive clear, concise, comprehensible, instructions with no room for error I will in fact tie myself to a railroad track

I love this

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

Makes sense. Your face was very red so I didn't want to bother you too much

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???

me during a lovely hangout with friends:

wow, this is great

my brain, about to pull the funniest prank of all time:

what if everyone in this room hates you

@idraw-sometimes I have a new goal :D