I'm Not Even Gonna Complain About It. I Found It Funny. She Saw Me Taking Them And She Was Laughing About

happy Thursday the 20th

Tbh, this only made me imagine Pizza losing her shit and telling your mom she's not allowed to leave the couch.

Watching my step dad get competitive over his fireworks being bigger/louder than the neighbors is hilarious lmao

That is terrifying, someone should write a story about it

I had a dream that I was playing Minecraft. It seemed to be perpetually night, rain fell through blocks, and I kept running out of torches. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and checked my settings. The difficulty was set to “Peaceful, I hope.” I couldn’t change it.

@ people who don't celebrate christmas and are currently having christmas shoved down their throats

i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!

You're welcome <3

Finished reading This Is How You Lose a Time War last night and ISTG it ruined me

I'm never gonna be able to read another sci-fi or romance book again It was so good omg

It was so beautifully written

I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison

But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...

But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens

Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD

Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day

I'll strike at the end of band when we're outside and clean up whatever falls on the ground

No directors, no consequences

Evidently my dog has decided the shit im wearing today is No It and has decided to try to pull me around by it and tear the living shit out of it

Do y'all ever fight with letters so much that your phone knows that congragalaetions is congratulations?

Why hide this in the tags when your truth should be shouted from the rooftops

i decided to skip the holidays, and the holidays hunted me down regardless. this bloodthirst must be exsanguinated