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so we agree this photoshoot was extremely whoreish of him to do, right?

Happy May everyone!!

🚨DISCLAIMER🚨I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK THEYRE SECRETLY TOGETHER OR ANYTHING

but DAMN their looks have been hitting different recently like every time I think we’ve peaked in their dynamic/friendship, they get closer and fonder. It’s getting harder and harder for people to deny how much they genuinely adore each other 🤭

she wants that cookie so effing bad

so do i

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

And half of the pictures we have of just them together come from the same instagram post 😭 They act like he's posting pictures of the two of them constantly while she just ignores him and pushes him away all the time or something.

Remember that that set of pictures of Angela leaning on his fresh tattoo was her photobombing in the first place lmao. Like the first picture was just of him and then she just decided to get in the picture and lean on him for no reason. It's not like Damien dragged her unwillingly over there to take pictures to post so that the Angela fans will like him. SHE wanted to get in the photo with him! You know why? Because They. Are. Friends. Not that hard to comprehend people. They might not be best friends but she certainly doesn't hate him lmao

I think a big part of Smosh community, particularly on Twitter, is straight up vile. Much of the Damien hate is rooted in not liking his "vibes", or "the way he speaks". Like I've seen people unironically tweet saying Damien should just shut up and not talk because it annoys them when he talks. I've seen these same people claim that Angela hates him, or how Damien is trying to take advantage of Angela to make himself more popular because he's become a forgotten Smosh member or some stuff like that. Genuinely horrid shit that they spout with zero shame. Absolute losers.

So much of it is rooted in ableism because of him being autistic. It's fucked up and the people who act like that need to grow the hell up. Didn't your parents ever tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all?

When you are actively a 'hater', I consider you to be more of a fan than an actual fan, since it's all you ever talk about. These people talk about Damien and Damangela more than the actual people who stan Damien and ship Damangela to begin with! Then they turn around and complain that those people are mad at them and talking to them and it's just like... no shit? You expect people to just let you run your ableist little mouth and not have someone tell you to shut the hell up? You don't get to just talk trash about people scot free, my guys. It's beyond immature, it's beyond pathetic, and one day you're going to look back at your behavior and be embarrassed as shit and I hope that day comes sooner rather than later.

The only ship that gets shit on so hard is Damangela, because as far as I can tell everyone has decided on their own that Angela is a lesbian, and she isn't. She also cares about Damien very much. Did you guys all miss her on Perfect Person saying she sought him out drunkenly just to tell him emphatically how much she loves him and appreciates him? People have made up that she hates him just because their dynamic isn't in your face and it's ridiculous, and knowing what I know about Angela, she wouldn't appreciate people deciding she hates one of her friends. It's not cool and it's childish to do.

Sorry for the length and the rant but I'm so, so tired of this behavior. It's just middle school bullying all over again.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WILBUR CROSS WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA BE MENTIONED IN TGWDLM?? WHAT DID WILBUR HAVE TO DO WITH ALICE'S BIRTH HELLO???

hello 😭😭 ah the infamous mine collapse from Not My Problem Day

A sing-a-long version of TGWDLM would be fun because it'd be like the audience is part of the hive