High School Dances Are Weird Yall

obsessed with silas bell my man stopped mid life-threatening scenario to tell us he's a raging pansexual

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

yall I just finished reading the spirit bares its teeth by Andrew Joseph White

holy fucking shit

be prepared to see lots of reblogs about this book

And today on Scenarios that Happen in My Household

My brother: yapping to my mom about god knows what

*suddenly, a wild burp sounds throughout said household.*

Me, assuming my brother was the culprit: eugh dude that was gross

My mom: that was me

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

hang your head