"You're Losing Blood" No I Know Exactly Where It Is. The Floor. Don't Ever Underestimate Me.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

hey, yall remember when I stand I hate school dances?

Yeah, nothings changed

Reporter Whumpee taken for breaking onto government property Protester Whumpee taken for "slander" against the law Rebel Whumpee taken for fighting the law Loyal Whumpee taken because the law needed to pin the blame on someone Civilian Whumpee taken for being in the wrong place at the wrong time Warrior Whumpee taken for not executing their enemy (Maybe they were a child/woman or killing is just against their morals) Boss Whumpee overthrown by the board for not being "effective" even though they just followed orders.

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@i-apologize-in-advance you are definitely banana but you are also kinda sea but in a good way trust

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(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)

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@chaotic-orphan @sp4cedustxd

HOLD ON HOLD ON A CURE FAN AND AJW FAN HELLO??? /vpos

wAIT yes I am obviously a diehard AJW fan but I still havent rlly gotten into the cure yet i found that pfp knowing that it was from the cure even tho i haven’t gotten into them but was like..its fine…bUT HERE WE ARE SHHDDHSHSHDHD

going to listen to them rn tho 🏃🏃

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

ugh why yES I DO RECOGNIZE THAT BLOG TITLE

AAAAHH THANK YOU I LOVE NEX GEN

(Currently listening to kingslayer =D)

Oooooooh I’ll keep that in mind for when I (eventually) read compound fracture :3c

‼️‼️Hell Followed with Us and The Spirit Bares its Teeth spoilers below‼️‼️

YALL in everyone one of this AJ White’s books I’ve read (which is only two) I always end up sussing out The Bastard of the book. Like with HFWU I was IMMEDIATELY suspicious of Theo, like i did not trust AT ALL. So imagine my surprise when I managed to SUS OUT GEORGE TOO. I didn’t get it immediately, I thought he was kinda okay at first. But eventually even BEFORE he came to the school to meet Silas I already started questioning if he should be trusted. AND I WAS RIGHT. I DID IT AGAIN GUYS. IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

anyways, fuck those guys.

ALSO when I eventually read Compound Fracture you characters better WATCH IT. I WILL GET YOU.