Normal Pippin Activities

Reblog this for maximum spread. No one can escape the Furry-fication.

It's Duck in a top hat Thursday guys!!!

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

THE SCIENCE GUY???

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

I LOVE GELT. SO MUCH

Whimsy

It's like I have a

Dragon hoard

One chance with her pls.

Bilbo and the company

RIP Baby, you would have loved fan edits. 😔✊

I really like thistles!

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas