zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: that’s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: you’re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: he’s wonderful.
zeus: he’s-
zeus:
zeus: is he… doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much
So I started watching JJK and almost all of my reactions to anything is "oh.." or "oh! Ok...." bc like what else am I ment to say "ewww"? It's not all that disgusting, I watch other anime w/ weird ass monster so yelling about how nasty they are feels wrong but just being slightly surprised at just how far they'll take it just feels right
If I had a nickel for everytime there was a teenage boy from a popular childrens cartoon who was related to the big bad, started out as the sassy antagonist but ended the show as an awkward 16 year old with a familial bond to the og main cast, had a massive scar covering half their face, cut their hair about mid way through the show, was emotionally and physically abused by the main villain, was convinced they were weak, convinced they had to earn love, and that I projected my transgenderness onto, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't alot but it's still weird that I happen twice..
ref sheets for my roleswap au azula and zuko because i keep forgetting how i designed them but i'm posting them cuz i feel like it. if ur ever drawing them (me included) feel free to simplify the patterns and stuff
Another scenario for this idea is Sokka isn't even trying to hide it, like his name is Sokka (or maybe something stupid like "Sokka (Zuko's version)) on the acc but bc ppl don't think Sokka would edit they just think it's some rando using his name to be funny
Hear me out, Actor/Modern AU Zukka where Sokka has an editng acc that's just Zuko thirst edits and he constantly has the caption as something like "He's my bf fr" or "love my man♥︎♥︎" and ppl think he's just some random Zuko simp but in reality he is THEE Zuko simp
Another funny thing would be if Zuko knew of the acc (maybe even followed it back) but didn't know it was Sokka until he accidently found him logged into the acc or something
Oh.. Uhm...
I can explain (no I can't)
I apologize
what is going on in the redacted audio fandom
The pose I be hitting after realizing there's only 2 trans fem Zuko fics on Ao3 and Ive read both of them already:
Angel and/or Lovely
i love rare pairs w darlin tell me ur fav or there will be consequences (read in evil intimidating voice)
art credits : @stars4krios pls follow him
The redacted fandom after you say you still like William, a morally gray character, even through they LOVE characters that have done worse things like I don't know, KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING PEOPLE:
Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two