I FELL ASLEEP😭💔🙏

the april fools prank this year is that you’ve actually already shifted & the 3d has been tricking you this whole time !! ! so congrats you’re in your dr 🥳 !!! you did it !! you shifted !!

lowkey fuck casual shifting???

like, no, i don’t want to skim the surface, i want to plunge.

i want history, but not in the "oh, i saw marie antoinette at versailles" way. i want to stand in the french court and know, with visceral certainty, that the air reeks of sweat and powdered wigs and impending doom.

i want love, but not the diet coke variety. i want it unfiltered, unpasteurised, the kind that ruins lives and gets greek tragedies written about it.

i don’t want to dabble in magic like it’s a weekend hobby, i want to be crowned in a kingdom that runs on blood oaths and prophecy. i want to ride a dragon. i want to be a disney princess. i want to be a hollywood star with 5 oscars. i want to be a cartoon character. i want to be spiderman. i want to see hogwarts. i want EVERYTHING.

casual shifting is like ordering a steak well done. it’s like going to rome and eating at mcdonald’s. it’s like watching succession and thinking logan roy just needed therapy. no, i want the whole thing. i want to be scorched by it.

my mom believes in reality shifting?????

DUDE YESSS

YESSSS ‼️🙏😭🤧

"DR" SELF ART:

SK8 The Infinity

٠ ࣪⭑FINALLY FINISHED, Y'ALL🤧😭

IDEK HOW LONG IT TOOK BUT YES.

TUMBLR MAKES THE QUALITY LOOK LIKE CRAP SO IM SORRY IF THATS ANNOYING. IF THERES ANY MISTAKES THEN MY BAD.😁

I think it looks way too extra with the lights but oh welp..

They're also able to switch colors (bc I'm indecisive and don't have a favorite/preferred color for this, but I have it in cyan+lime colors just cuz)

This is my little... fit for "S", I guess 🪄✨️

bro I did not shift FROM Earth-19 TO another reality, this isn't my respawn point you sillies!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT MY OG REALITY PLEASE DUDE I do not wanna hear that it's weird to think I'm from another reality while I'm in my dr--- BOY I'VE BEEN THERE AND HERE THE WHOLE TIME STOPPPP

stop. you and I aren't from here even if it is all you remember. We are, always have been, always will be, everywhere all at once/before/after/never/forever.

Thinking about how I could literally shift as any renowned figure in history. Be it Mozart, Napoleon, or fucking Steve harvey bcs why tf not!!!!

I would witness the age of light, the apes of evolution, the fall and rise of ancient cities.

I would witness, learn, and most of all remember the lives of those that aren't written in books and articles. People who marked the earth and left without legends, a legacy, a story to withhold.

I would live the life of a being, not of mortal nor divine, but inbetween of immortality and death.

I would meet the gods and goddesses that once roamed the earth; I would learn their culture, their traditions, with the ability of recreating it back here. The current reality.

All that was lost, buried, and forgotten, can be revived. Can be witnessed. Can be heard and remembered.

And that's the beauty of shifting.

a sub for those who've already shifted *wink wink*! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

Just got sent a tiktok by my relative abt someone's embarrassing mha script in 2020 and the caption "admitting to being a shifter"...

They don't know I'm still here (jus w/out tiktok misinfo)...

I'm glad I don't have to deal with anyone ik being on tumblr because I already got demotivated once with another relative I trusted telling them abt this😭 never again

Okay uhh wow this is gonna take a minute, ty for tagging hon ♡

(Also el scorcho + catch you catch me mentioned AHHHHH♡♡♡)

s : Succexy - Metric

t : The Record Player Song - Daisy the Great

a : All These Things That I've Done - The Killers

r : Roll Me In - Katamari Damacy Sountrack

t : Tearproof - The Undertones

n : Nada Personal - Soda Stereo

e : Eres Para Mi - Julieta Venegas

w : Watermelon - John + Jane Q. Public

g : girl - salvia palth

a : Americano - Lady Gaga

m : Moon & Prince - Katamari Damacy Soundtrack

e : endroll - mikanzil

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p : pizza boy - Jack Stauber

t : The Good Life - Weezer

(two) : The World Has Turned And Left Me Here - Weezer

THERE ARE SO MANY SONGS I WOULD HAVE ADDED BUT OH WELL... (music is everything to me)

Tags for whoever wants to rb!

@realityshifter138 @stvrl0st

Username Song Title Game

Choose a song title for each letter of your username and tag the same number of people

Thank you for tagging me @desert-fern! 💖

Fair warning: half of my picks are from the 90s because that was my formative era. I like stuff I can sing to or play the guitar to, so there’s a lot of rock and pop…

Drop Dead Gorgeous [1997] – Republica Just a Girl [1995] – No Doubt A Thousand Years [2011] – Christina Perri Ready Now [2019] – Dodie Iris [1998] – Goo Goo Dolls November Rain [1992] – Guns N’ Roses Speechless [2009] – Lady Gaga - Creep [1992] – Radiohead You Could Make a Killing [1995] – Aimee Mann All Along the Watchtower [1968] – Jimi Hendrix Rumour Has It [2011] – Adele Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down [2010] – Alicia Keys

Now for the usual totally unnecessary commentary on my choices:

We’ve got four British artists on there (well, I did grow up here), but it’s mostly stuff from across the pond. That said, ‘Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down’ was never released in the US, but it was over here, and it was huge (hence it’s on my Spotify master playlist!).

There are songs from four soundtracks (Scream, Twilight, City of Angels and Cruel Intentions), proving that movies make my brain remember songs better.

Also, I’m currently rewatching Battlestar Galactica, so I had to include Hendrix 😎.

Hmm, who to tag... okay, 12 of my loveliest moots coming up:

@ak-vintage @bitchwitch1981 @burntheedges @cas-readsandwrites @fromthedeskoftheraven

@ishabull @joelalorian @magpiepills @mermaidgirl30 @saradika

@secretelephanttattoo @sixhours

TAG! Okay, it’s your turn 💖