“Evil In His Heart. Evil In His Heart. Evil In His Hearrrt.”

Phil in this photo Dx ✨✨✨✨

Making fun of him!!

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Kagehina wisdom tooth removal headcannons because my mouth ouch just woke me up and it’s too early morning to go back to bed:

Hinata-

- gets his top two removed when he is twenty due to them being at risk of squishing his big ass upper teeth into each other

- during the fasting pre op he just pouts and stares forlornly at the fridge (bro is pitifully rubbing his stomach like a colonial woman on her fourth baby during the Oregon trail)

- the second- and I mean SECOND- he takes the first calming pill he passes the fuck out. Bro has to be bodily shaken the morning of to get him out of bed

- while sedated he just stares blankly at the ceiling with his crazy eyes terrifying and traumatizing every dentist in the room

- Kageyama and Natsu are in charge of driving him home after (because heavily drugged Shoyo cannot be controlled by one person) and Natsu films literally the entire time

- once settled in at home he mostly just clings to Kageyama’s side and naps

Kageyama-

- bro gets all four with high risk of complications way later in life than most people because Lady Luck hates his ass (it goes fine he just isn’t allowed to blow his nose for a few weeks because his sinus gets bumped)

- during the pre op fasting/meds/waiting he is extremely paranoid and meticulous. He does every step perfectly without complaint is hydrated the exact maximum healthy amount possible by the time he goes in

- he somehow bribes Yachi into being his driver so Hinata won’t throw up from nerves and she spends the entire operation sweating bullets in the lobby

- shockingly friendly when drugged as it lowers his trust issues and makes him forget how threatening his smile can be (bro is giving Bruce from finding Nemo the whole time)

- he chats the dental assistant’s ear off when he’s being wheeled out, which makes him bleed a bunch and he’s stuck using the gauze for the rest of the night instead of as needed

- Hinata is waiting at home like Kageyama is at war. Drugged Tobio finds this baffling and is quite shocked to see his husband

- He sobers up fairly quick, though he still manages to humiliate himself in the mean time. The embarrassment sends him into a pouty rage and he can only be soothed with very fancy protein shakes and groveling for days

The sequel to that one diabolical outro animation (you know the one)

I have no passions so here is my friends passion; hinata

“I want Tanaka to get m-pregged.” - my sibling

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so what now dan and phil??

This fic is soooooo cute!!!!!

The Setter’s Guide to Wooing Your Spiker

Chapter 2: Gift giving

It was weird. Kageyama was weird. He was always so damn stingy with Shouyou, especially where food was concerned; wouldn't even let him take a bite out of his meat bun, or share one of the octopus sausages from his bento. So, Shouyou was more than a little justified to feel suspicious when Kageyama started suddenly showering him with gifts.  It didn't stop at the food, no. Though, thankfully, it also didn't move on to more protection gear.  Instead, the next thing Kageyama gave him was a rock.  “It reminded me of you,” he said one day, dropping something into Shouyou's already waiting palm. “Add to the collection in your head.” 

Read it on AO3

Kagehina children as promised!

Eldest- Sho Hinata (-Kageyama it is easier not to use the hyphenated name with people that aren’t on first name basis) age nine, on the right

Middle- Miwako Hinata, age eight, on the left

Youngest- Kouki Hinata, age five, in the middle (this is the kid that originated @jetjaw and I saying “evil in his heart evil in his heart evil in his heart” all the time)

Holyyyyy shiiiit the gift someone made for me is publicccccccc!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't already know, the kagehina exchange 2025 event is currently posting anonymous gifts until the 22nd! Cool new art and fics are going up every day on their ao3 collection! I am having so much fun seeing what everyone has made, and I am so happy with my gift! ;-;

Go go go look at the event!!! Even if not every piece is your cup of tea it is an easy place to find new stuff for those of us that tear through Kagehina fics like food.

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/kghnexchange25/works

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/kghnexchange25/works

I just finished another quick cannon compliant piece in my universe with @jetjaw ! Each can be read as a stand alone, but they do feed into each other, and as I add more in the future, they will become more intertwined

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65691013

Upcoming band au wip?????? What could it be?????