I Just Realized That Xicheng Makes Perfect Sense If They're Lesbians And Now I Have To Sit Down. Your

I just realized that xicheng makes perfect sense if they're lesbians and now I have to sit down. Your ex who is also your other ex's ex blows up your life spectacularly? Fuck her coparent/ex-wife and then uhaul your way into a yearlong lease. not even maliciously, just because at this stage in the ex-chain you're running out of options and keep being emotional in each other's vicinities and want to touch a boob. It's the move! It's the ONLY move.

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Drawing Them In This Particular Scene Was Actually Devastating To My Emotional Well-being :D

drawing Them in this particular scene was actually devastating to my emotional well-being :D


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1 year ago

you know that scene that introduces us to jiang cheng in present time with jin ling and lan wangji, where we’re kind of lead to think ‘god what a dick’? yeah listen, say whatever you want but he’s actually way calmer and more diplomatic than i ever would be. if i had a kid and a dude made him shut up like that i’d deck him, no hesitation


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. mdzs lan wangji jiang cheng the lan silencing technique is awful but i do imagine it would be an asset in specific situations like i have an elaborate thing in my head of people hiding from a yao in a nighthunt/soldiers in sunshot/etc where theyre hiding so they wont be discovered and someone is injured but theres no pain medication or whatever bc the middle of the woods and they have to set the bone/stitch the wound/someones delirious/etc so they need to be quiet but its hard if not impossible to do so so silencing spell so someone can get their bone set without screaming and getting them discovered like something like that is when i think it could be useful and even necessary i mean also as a sex thing i assume some ppl are into it and could break through if theyre cultivators and know how to anyway silencing a child bc you have beef with their guardian and you think they are annoying or whatever is awful honestly lan wangji's behavior makes me wonder if/when he has ever experienced 'talk shit get hit' 'fuck around and find out' because i kinda consider those very important and true things? not that it should happen but other people have thoughts and feelings about your actions and the consequences of you being shitty may or may not include getting decked! like yeah dont punch people but if a course of action seems likely to get you punched...maybe be prepared to get punched if you do that and i dunno going around silencing another sect's heir in front of their extremely well known dangerous guardian (of yet another sect) seems kinda like a bad idea. like yes said sect heir may be an asshole and you may intensely dislike them yadda yadda yadda but dude you grabbed that 3 liter diet coke and shook it around before dumping it onto some mentos and expect it to have no consequences also said sect heir is like 15 i mean dude. why are you being mean to a teenager. dont you remember being 15? i do and it fucked sucked.
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pull close to me and never be alone

Pull Close To Me And Never Be Alone

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1 year ago
Jaytim For @ferreho-rocher For Her Bday Today!

Jaytim for @ferreho-rocher for her bday today! <3

Happy bday babe!


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6 days ago
Jayce Is A Real Homie, Doing Some Massage To Viktor To Ease His Pain

Jayce is a real homie, doing some massage to Viktor to ease his pain

Full pic on ❌and 🩋


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1 year ago

Sorry your fic just made me so feral I have to let it out ahhhhh the thought of all of that combined with Jason’s transformation
 being reduced to instinct so completely and still feeling the same way about being fed on? Perhaps even more intensely? Yum

Dude. DUDE. NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THAT this the feral zone, ok, I am right there with you skfjfjdkjs

Because YES. Y E S. I don't know how else to say it but you g e t me, ok, like that's!!! That's it!!! That's the fic!!!! It's Jason feeling this way about Tim, and the feeling is SO bone deep that even when he isn't in control of himself, he WANTS it. He craves it in an animal way. It's deep in his hindbrain to want it. He wants to be needed so fully, to be the source of sustenance and support, to provide. And for someone to want it too. To live because of him. To want him with them, always OwO

I'm insane about this concept, anon, you are in good company skdmffjsk


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6 days ago

High school students joking about snapping their fingers to summon lightning after school during a thunderstorm

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High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm
High School Students Joking About Snapping Their Fingers To Summon Lightning After School During A Thunderstorm

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1 year ago

DickTim Week Day 4: Body Swap | Dick having a revelation

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Warnings for usual curse-words, reckless driving, and nothing else I hope

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1 year ago

Look, I love Wei Wuxian and think he had very good reasons for doing the things he did, but I do think if you’re looking at the contrast between how Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng feel about him post-resurrection their very different personalities and moral outlooks account for maybe half of the gulf and the rest is just that Lan Wangji isn’t really one of the people Wei Wuxian fucked over. He hurt his feelings and killed members of his clan, but he’s not the one he flaked on, or left, or broke promises to. Lying to a guy you’re in love with but are not pursuing a relationship with is different from lying to your coworker/roommate/platonic life partner you’re supposed to be doing post genocide reconstruction with. Being mean to your crush is not the same thing as refusing to explain to your little brother what you’re dealing with in terms of physical capability and ongoing trauma and how that relates to why you keep ditching him and your shared responsibilities to daydrink. Xichen and Lan Qiren made it out of Nevernight alive and well. Wei Wuxian (probably) didn’t contribute to Sizhui being orphaned, although if his parents were cultivators I suppose it’s possible that he did kill them during the war. Even if that’s the case, they were not people who Lan Wangji considered part of a family he shared with Wei Wuxian. He doesn’t look at his child and think about what a better life his kid would be leading if he’d had the strength to cut Wei Wuxian off for real.  Even when it comes to things that are superficially equivalent, like Wei Wuxian playing a role in both Lan and Jiang cultivators being possessed and killed, the fact that Wei Wuxian was himself a member of the Jiang clan and they’re being fucked over by someone who used to be one of them is a pretty big contextual difference. Again, this is not me coming for a teenager with PTSD who was doing his best and trying to both look after his family and avert a genocide! I’m just saying that Jiang Cheng has a lot of reasons that Lan Wangji does not to be experiencing some ambivalence on the topic of everybody’s favourite necromancer.


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