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What if I literally jamp RIGHT NOW.

This is the most homophobic thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

THAT IS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I LITERALLY KILLED MYSELF RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO FUCKING JUMP.

I DONT CARE THAT HE LOOKS GREAT DUDE THATS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I DIED RIGHT NOW 😭💔

3 hours later

Wellll ya seeeee maybe we could figure something out I GUESSS..

OHMYGOD.

How are we feeling ohmygod its all coming back to me.

There are tears in my eyes.

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

WOW????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM

:((

Oh I am severel unwell.

I don't know HOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS TODAY, THE WRITING ANF TH3 RINGS. I AM UNWELL. YOU CANNOT JUST DO THAT TO ME??????

ur springtrap is such a creature

CANON.

Mike: *Complaining about his eyes and lights and stuff*

Ness: The think you have astigmatism

Mike: ...Autism.....?

Ness: Uh, yeah, that too

LIDDLE GUYYUYYY‼😭😭

the way you draw mike is so silly like I want to squish him

The sleepiest guy,, just doing his best out here

Michael shows FNAF movie Mike his son,,

CANON😭

Ness: I know you’ve probably been emotionally unavailable since you were twelve, and look like you’re about to die of sleep deprivation, but I would run away with you if you asked.

Mike, just trying to order a hamburger: what?

Ness: what?

Abby, coloring on the kids menu: He said he’d run away with you if you asked.

STWG prompt 12/2/24

prompt: chocolate covered strawberries

pairing/character(s): steddie

continuation of this post

When Eddie finally opens the door to Steve's house (Steve keeps the door unlocked way too often) it's already past their agreed time of 8:30pm and he is panicking.

He actually doesn't know the specific time, he just knows that when he had bolted from his room after throwing his backpack at his bed, reapplying his deodorant, and grabbing his duffel bag (AKA his sleepover-at-Steve's bag), it was already 8:31pm. He just hopes Steve's not too mad.

"Stevie?" He calls as he walks toward the living room.

A quick peek through the doorway tells him that Steve's not there, though his heart does melt a little in his chest at the sight of Steve's mattress on the floor in front of the TV with a comical amount of pillows and blankets piled on it.

Now he's a little further into the house, however, he can hear the faint sound of Steve singing along to Queen from the back of the house. He heads to the kitchen, trying to be quiet. Steve gets shy when singing in front of people, but when he's alone? He's mumbling songs to himself and singing under his breath all the time. Eddie loves him, loves it, likes it a lot.

When Eddie finally reaches the doorway of the Harrington kitchen, he's greeted with the sight of the back of Steve as he sways in time to the music playing quietly. His hands are busy with something on the counter in front of him.

"It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust." Steve mumbles to himself, and Eddie smiles at the way he tilts his head up to the ceiling as he tries to reach the same pitch as Freddie Mercury.

"Steve." Eddie tries again after a moment, and Steve literally lets out a squeak of surprise as he spins around.

There's melted chocolate all over his fingers, but that doesn't stop Steve from putting a relieved hand over his heart and smearing some of it on his t-shirt.

"Babe. I hope you know you just got chocolate on yourself."

Steve looks down at Eddie's words, and then sighs and drops his head down in defeat.

"I'm never making you chocolate covered strawberries again-"

"You made what? Sweetheart, sugar. Sweetums. Light of my life. I love chocolate covered strawberries."

Eddie walks over to his side immediately to inspect his work, leaning a head on Steve's shoulder. Most of a whole pack of strawberries have been worked on, and Eddie's heart is oh-so-full.

"I know." Steve grumbles, "Not that you deserve them, mister sixteen minutes late."

"I'll have you know I got here minutes ago."

"You WHAT?!"

"Yeah. Lovely singing voice, loverboy."

Love is in the aaaaiiir!! 💕

Little Securitywaiter hints too:) maybe I'll drop what Mike posted for Ness on his private if you guys are interested 🤫

(Ness's account, Sparky's' account)

Oh, what did you say? hm.. I do wonder who's house and car that is where Ness happens to be posting from on Valentine's, hmm, strange...

Love footage and hearing voices in the Pizzaria!?!? Ness is getting closer to solving the Freddy's case⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨

Link!:)

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

Matpat + his many sweaters/jackets

(these are my personal favorites of his collection)

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

They are kids after all 😆

This takes place in an au I've drawn where fnaf 1 Bonnie brings Freddy and Chica to the Mega Pizzaplex and they meet their Glamrock counterparts:

Part 1

I DID IT. OH M6 GOD IT LOOKS SO GOOD????? I'M SO EXCITED TO BUY THE TROUSERS TOMMOROW, IT'S ALMOST DONE!!😭

(The undershirt kinda ruined it, BUT!!)

NestorTheory Instagram lore recap in cliffnotes!

4th of January, account created + 2 posts. An introduction and Radio update.

5th of January, selfie, fun facts, and radio updates.

6th of January, first Freddy's post of the actual diner along with an update from sparkys (including a selfie)

9th of January, first 'Freddy's-a-go' update + plan.

11th of January, successfully broke into Freddy's and posted multiple photos from inside along with updates and finds.

18th of January, Mike makes a post on Ness' story about how Ness is sick after breaking into Freddy's + photo of a sick and sleepy Ness.

23rd of January, update on Ness' health along with another eepy Ness photo.

25th of January, 'Freddy's-a-go' update from a healthy Ness, no longer sick + photos of Freddy's from the outside. Radio update and a hint to a live interview on his radio station with a "certain security gaurd".

January 31st, Ness posts on his story about a radio update along with his Lock Ness Monster theory board as the photo in the background.

Between all of those posts, Ness has interacted with the Sparky's Diner account too, which is ran by his sibling 'Andy' (because in the book it's said that Ness' family own the Diner, that's the only "canon" I'm taking from the book. Completely made Andy up)

Andy teases Ness about how he stares at "your security guy" in the comments of several Sparky's Diner posts, Ness responds back and that leads to him getting Mike's (security guys) number after Mike had written it on a receipt that Andy picked up instead because Ness was busy with another table. Andy makes a post on the Sparkys account about how "you should really notice this! Also, make sure to return 10 receipts to get a free coffee on the house!" Ness proceeds to freak out in the comments at realising Mike left him his number and offers anything in the world to Andy so he'll give him the receipt that had Mike's number on it.

This is the shortest way I can explain the LOOORE, but I plan to make a full in depth post about it all soon Including behind the scenes lore that has only been hinted at and not given full context (Mike randomly posting on Ness' story is a GREAT example because securitywaiter isn't established yet. As far as people knew, Ness just had a supposed crush on him and then BOOM Mike Is randomly in Ness' room taking care of him while he's sick + now he's following a certain @MichaelSchmidt1975 too, hmmm??) (Also, you don't have to like securitywaiter to enjoy the account, you wouldn't even notice it:))

All set in the 2000's like the movie by the way!

There is a LOT more I will explain in depth, but this is for whoever to take a look at! I'd appreciate if you check out Ness' instagram and Sparky's too if that's what your interested in, I absolutely adore making these and there should be a new post tonight because Ness' radio station will be on in the morning, Saturday at 8am sharp ya'll!

So. The shirt for my Ness cosplay came in. It's so movie accurate down to the buttons and how the blue folds into the shirt... all I need now is the trousers (which I'm buying tommorow), his little apron, and a notepad. Ness' pin/name tag too but I still cannot find ANYWHERE that it's being sold, so if you know anyone who's selling replicas please do tell:)

Anyways, I'm so concerningly excited ohmygod😭😭

(UPDATE!! WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE:))

(Nestortheory update soon:))

SHUT UP THIS IS SO CUTE OHMY GOD😭

After many many MANY months…..this GB comic…..is finally done……

(You’ll notice the drastic change on how I draw gb cuz it took me THAT long to complete this lmaoooo)

Ohhh, Ness is back! Big updates and things to look forward to on Saturday, HUGE things:D

But hey, also, you might want to check out who he's following.. maybe there's been a big update behing the scenes for Ness, maybe he stopped drooling over and finally spoke to the cute security guy that comes to the diner at hellish hours of the morning for coffee, who knows..;)

(Guys... just, don't questions 'the' pfp, I did my best while being exhausted okay😭😭 I laugh everytime I see it so it's FINE😭)

FOLLOW NESS!! (If you want)

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of NestorTheory lore:)

After 8 years of waiting.... Har har har

(Hope everyone gets to watch the movie💕❤️💕 :D)

Ness never gets sick. And when he does, to put it lightly, it fucking sucks.

He's usually zooming all over the place, taking orders (in the diner, duhh) left and right, making cheery remarks and comments to whoever, and flashing that cheery grin.

And then he gets sick. Looks like he hasn't slept in a month, paler than the uniform on his back, and his eyebags are like nothing you've ever seen. Andy doesn't even give him the chance to tie his apron before he's shoving him out the back door with an order to go home and sleep "for ONCE, Ness".

And no matter what disease or sickness he's picked up after working and theorising 25/8, he always gets the sniffles. Constantly has a rose tipped nose and tissues by his side. He doesn't even have a cold or anything of that kind, but a runny nose always comes to haunt him. He hates it. He whines about it to Mike who jokes that he has a curse, which of course sends Ness falling deep into the rabbit hole of disturbing the paranormal and the consequences behind jt (its all tied to the freddys case, its always tied to the freddys case). Mike puts him on bedrest for a week, even notepads are banned until he's better.

I lobe him:(

(This is what I was thinking of but in Mike's room and more eepy and sick and miserable, he needs eep)

You cannot tell me this isn't Ness crashing after staying up for 2 days to prove that he's right about the cop (vanessa) going into the pizzaria at night.

Guys he's just so silly, the goober just needs to sleep before going on a tangent about how he "didn't get sick from the air, Mike. Really, I'm fine" (he literally broke into Freddys a week ago with a flashlight, camcorder and bag. Genius didn't even bring a face mask so he wouldn't breath in whatevers in the pizzarias air)

Well, we get silly. Check out Ness' insta if you want more sillies and rants from Ness:)

*Mike and Ness waking up*

Ness: "Mornin' Sugar"

Mike: "G'Morning Nessy"

...

Mike: Oh god, why did I say that?? That was so stupid, he's probably gonna break up with me, wth, why would I say that!? I'm such an idiot

Ness: Nessy? Like Nessie as in Loch Ness Monster? This is the best day of my life.

stop this is so cute😭

They’re so cute like actually I’m gonna scream

I have no shame

Crossing the International Matpat Canon Line to offer up a Escape the Night Crack Fic idea. The server in Joey's diner is Ness from the FNAF movie.

Like imagine, Joey looks up all excited, expecting this:

Competent, traumatized love of his life SAE Agent Matpat

And instead its this guy:

Gay, AuADHD, always a service worker!Ness. He's just a sweet, hyperactive guy, trying to take Joey's order.

Joey: OMG Matt, there's an eyeball in my milkshake! Ness: Oh no! You're so right, eyeballs are totally out of season! I don't know what the kitchen was thinking! I'm so sorry, can I get you a side of Hand instead? A plate of fingies for the table?

The man doesn't even question a stranger calling him Matt, so long as he tips.

He takes human souls as a legal tender btw.

OHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM😭

this is actually very cute i like them very much