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LOOK AT HIIIIMMM😭😭

OHMY GOD. NEW NESS LORE JUST DROPPED.

Okay, so we all know that Ness loves theories, small town conspiracies, old legends, right? And the Lock Ness monster is a CLASSIC, right? DO YOU HEAR WHAT IM GETTING AT?? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EXCITED NESS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN WHEN DISCOVERING THEORIES ABOUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AS A KID?? AND THAT HIS NAME NESS?? JUST LIKE THE MONSTER???

OHMY GKD.

Guys I can't, I know for a fact that he believes in the lock Ness monster and that its his favourite cryptid/legend, 100%, its just true, he told me, actually. Ness would dedicate his entire life to the Freddy's case and in discovering what happened (it's such a huge case the town he lives in, of course he's going to go physco about it) but I just know he's got a whole nother theory board about the Loch Ness monster and all the hoaxes about it, why this is true and that isn't. Maybe he goes on a trip to Scottland one winter to try and seek out Nessie himself (it set him back so far in going to collage, like seriously, Mike would have scolded him so hard if they knew each other then)

He's got multiple little charms off Nessie on his bag and kept safe in his room, posters and printed out news papers with headlines of it. At one point he almost convinced himself it was smart to buy an original copy of one of the newspapers shipped from Scottland that would have set him back on rent, he just barely didn't do it, too. But it was for the best, he brought back a boatload of newspapers, photos and memorabilia from his trip. Enough to where he had to wear his big snow jacket on to the plane so he could fit it all in his bag.

The reason why he knows so much about the evolution of early mammals (other than it being incredibly interesting, the fact we evolved from that is extremely fascinating to him) is because of the Lock Ness monster. He has diagrams of what it's skeltal structure is, or at least what he believes could be, he can't say that it is without solid evidence other than a hunch and years of research. He links its genealogy back to this and that, starts a whole new research paper on how the Scottish seas (where Nessie comes from) could open up a whole new gene pool of what Ness could be or could have evolved from and what could have evolved from Nessie. What if Nessie is the last of its kind and the rest of its genus evolved Into something further? Something smaller, bigger? Was it abandoned by its kind and left here while they went onto bigger bodies of water? It boggles his mind. Getting to the bottom of this his life mission (besides the Freddy's case and woo'ing the cute security gaurd into giving him his number)

I, have... so much planned. This has spurred on my Ness and overall securitywaiter brainrot by SO much, and I will infact be going ahead and adding this to my Nestortheory lore😔

(Nestortheory is Ness' instagram, he's got silly (literally canon, I swear) stuff on there:))

JDJSISJFHDUDJS STOPT HSTS SO COOL😭😭

I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT RO REPLY TO IT TODAYLSIDDHO

HE IS SO BACK NOW TJO, NEXT WEEK WILL GO CRAZY. SECURITYWAITER, NESS SILLIES, MY GOOFY GUYS!!!😭

these were the progress photos I took for a drawing of Burnt out Ness. Mike basically puts him on house arrest because he will not stop overworking himself. But because he's so tired and everything is so much he keeps snapping at customers which makes him feel even worse so he's sitting watching star trek like the angriest cat in the whole world. the picture of matpat is a reference pic for the hair Final Product

SHUT UP, THIS WAS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THE STORYLINE FOR NESS' INSTAGRAM BUT HE JUST ENDS UP GETTING SICK TOO😭

The world is healing 🤧

these were the progress photos I took for a drawing of Burnt out Ness. Mike basically puts him on house arrest because he will not stop overworking himself. But because he's so tired and everything is so much he keeps snapping at customers which makes him feel even worse so he's sitting watching star trek like the angriest cat in the whole world. the picture of matpat is a reference pic for the hair Final Product

Whaaaaaaat, Ness is sick?? Noooo.....

What a creative idea I have for (Ness) accidentally not posting for a week, whew🤧

BUT. SECURITYWAITER VERY OBVIOUS HINT OHH??? SECURITYWAITER LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE?? Oh do I wonder what happened over that week to lead to this, mhm, I do I do..

BUT! Ness will be back in full swing, aswell as Sparky's :D

I procrastinate even if it's over something I've got brain rot over (securitywaiter ✊😔)

Expect some new posts soon, I have so much planned for our boys (and sparkys) :D

(@nestortheory and @sparkysdinerhurricane Instas!)

Also, look at Ness go, 23 followers already :')

I JUST FINISH READI G THDI AND.... OHMYOGD???? OHMY GOD. OHMYGOD??? THSUS???? INCREDIBLE. CANON. NOMANEE FOR THE WORD YES. ITS SO GOOD??? OH MY GOD.😭😭😭

Summary: Mike found a dog and he tries to find his owners. Then in gratitude, the owner offers him a free meal.

I wanted to post something securitywaiter related a while ago.. and here it is idk

The new chapter of Five Nights At Sparky's is going to put me in an early grave... ITS SO GOOD???

<SPOILERS!! BELOW CUT!!!>

POOR NESS IS HAVING A PANICK ATTACK ON THE EMERGENY ROOM FLOOR, NO SHIRT ON, QND MIKE GOES RIGHT INTO COMFORTING NESS WHILE HE JUST IGNORED THE BLOOD GOOPIMG PUT OF THE DEMON CUPCAKE BITE IN HIS LEG???? (Still love Carl tho)

I AM DECEASED. ON THE FLOOR, IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS, SOBBING. I CANT DUDE, I LOVE NESS SO MUCH😭😭

SEEIMG THIS POOR LITTLE GUY AND HEARING HOW HE HAD HIS FIRST PANICK ATTACK ON HIS TENTH BIRTBDAY BECAUSE HE'S TOO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD, I CANNOT. I DONT KNOW HOW I FINISHED THE CHAPTER WITHOUT TEARING SEVENTEEN HOLES IN MY WALL. MIKE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART?? AND NESS??? GIVING A COVER STORY PURELY SO MIKE DOESNT GET REPORTED FOR ENDANGRING ABBY?? OHMYGOD😭😭

ahem, so, I love them☹

I wanna make a bet that when Cassie finds out that her staff bot friend is actually her father her reaction either would be screaming the daylights out of herself, or passing out from shock. Or both.

Michael on the other hand, would probably be "😳" ??? Idk-

follow up to this. Mikey’s been at this long enough to know that if someone died at Fazbears, they probably ended up in a robot.

Oh my god ABSOLUTELY. It just, is, one of THE fics. It's like how we all collectively decided that Ness calls Mike sugar after one person mentioned it, it's got to be canon at this point.

It's just so fucking good 😭

2 qnd q half hours qgo I started reading "Five Nights At Sparky's"... OH YM RUCKING GOD?? OH MT GKD? OH MT GOD. I UAVE NOT SAT ATILL THE ENTIRE TIME. I HAVE BEEN GIGGLING AND ACREAMING LIKE A KID, ITS SOFUXKUNG GKKD??? I CANNOT DUDE, OH M6 GOS. THSI IS MY PEAK, THIS IS MY LIFE. I FU KUNG LOVE SECURITYWAITER OH MY GOD, I SERIOUSLY CANNOT 2XPLAIN HOW EXCITED AND HAPPY I AM OVER THIS FIC AMD IM SO HAPPY I HAVENT READ IT ALL YET, I CANNOT BARE IT TO EVER BE OVER😭(EVEN though I've seen posts from the author adding TO IT!!!!)

OHNYNROWKS WHAT. 2HATM. HOLY SHIT

HERE'S RANDOM ENCOUNTERS' INSTAGRAM STORY FOR THOSE WHO MISSED!!!!!

OH. OHH I LOVE

Fnaf movie. But everyone except William is a muppet

(Inspired by that one saw post I would take them but I can’t find it 😭😭)

He's so confused

THEMB!!☹☹

my favourite character is coming back!!!!!

HHEHOOS:(

I LOBE😭

At least Matpat lives on in the FNAF universe

Heheeh new Ness instagram posts hehe>:))

Ness' instagram account

Sparky's Diners account :)

Previous posts: hee hoo hah

As I try to distract myself from Matts video, I bring you this: what about security gaurd Ness? Along with Mike, of course. I can already see him in his outfit, security vest with a nice black polo maybe, a security belt that is way overkill for whatever he needs but it's leather and makes him feel like a detective. Not to mention the heavy, metal flashlight he's got, that thing could light up the moon if he tried. Classic black belt, too. Black dress type shoes. I can already see him and Mike standing side by side (Ness on the right with a foot posing outward, Mike nonchalantly on the left a little in the back so Ness' foot is more in the foreground) in the fnaf 2 entryway, the one where you see withered foxy, same light too.

I can already imagine Ness holding the flashlight like a cop, over his shoulder as he furrows his brow at all the drawings litering the walls. He'd have an absolute feild day finding out documents and getting a clue to Afton Robotics, he'd absolute steal one of the papers with the boldprint "AFTON ROBOTICS. CO" and put it on his classic red string theory board with a green pin. Oh I want to think about this so bad. He'd have so much fun.

Ever.

Heartbreak doesn't begin to describe how I feel, I'm just so happy he can finally have the relaxation and time he's earned so fucking much, time and again.

i am never going to emotionally recover from this.

Just a heads up that my Ask's/question thing is open if you lot have any ideas for what Ness or Sparky's (Diner) should post! (on their respective Instagram accounts) I'm open to any ideas or questions that I think will fit with the timeline/characterisation of both Ness and Sparky's:)

It could be headcanons, literally anything you lot want because I made it for our fellow silly minded, securitywaiter, fnaf loving people.

(Also I will EVENTUALLY, hopefully, making a fic out of this along with failed detective ness:))

It's not era accurate, but I'm trying to keep the style/what they say kind of 2000's coded/in that era, despite them very obviously posting on Instagram and not a forum online.

Also! Ness is 23 (23!!) in this, the only thing I'm taking from the book is that his dad/family own Sparky's, that's why on a previous post you would have seen the Sparky’s account responding more like a sibling rather than a proffesionsal brand/buisness account. Andy, who mainly runs the Sparky's account (completely made him up) is the one teasing and jabbing at Ness in the instagram replies/comments about Mike and whatnot. I am but a simple man, if you cut open my heart you'll see a little nugget that says in bold print "SECURITYWAITER."

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OH MY HEART😭❤

Bonnie Bunny Brothers Pt5: 🐻

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Important question:

Hehe, securitywaiter hints in the posts, hehe>:)

The instagram accounts:

@nestortheory

@sparkysdinerhurricane

"What's wrong vanny?"

THIS. THIS. OH MY GOD. I NEED 100K FIC. AND A TEXT FIC. I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE TH2 SILLINESS THST WOULD GO DOWN IN THEIR GROUPCHAT😭

Fnaf Movie But Ness, Vanessa, Cory, Max, and Mike are all just in one big friend group and call themselves the “Fazgang”

‼️Important info‼️: okay so I’ve been thinking about this idea for an AU and stuff where Cory, ness, max, Vanessa, and Mike are all in a silly little friend group and they call themselves the “Fazgang” and they just hang out and stuff. So have some fact, headcanons, and info dump about this hc/AU cause I love it. I ship Vanessa x Max and SecurityWaiter so be prepared for those to be sprinkled in. (I ask that you credit me if you draw or use this AU pls :))) /nf )

Also petition to make Vanessa x max a ship and Call it “LockJaw” (for obvious reasons)

I imagine they all met someway through Mike. Mike introduced Vanessa to Max since him and max have been friends for a while, then Mike meets Ness because him and Abby become regulars at Sparkys and he eventually invites him to hang out with him, Vanessa, and max and the 4 just don’t stop hanging out. Then they one night decide to take a taxi to the place they are going to and Cory is their driver, and nobody really knows how but by the end of the ride they’ve all exchanged numbers with Cory and the 5 make plans to start hanging out.

ness is the tallest out of them all being 5”11 and whenever they are walking with each other down the street his head just sorta peaks over everyone.

the gang will usually hang out and play video games, and If Ness convinces them, they’ll read over random creepypasta stories and urban legends on online forums.

the group has a group chat where they all text each other during work or when they are bored.

Cory tends to rant about the weirdos he has to drive around with ness while ness rants about the rude customers he has to deal with.

Max enjoys writing and wants to be a romance author. She works at a library so she can read the romance books on her breaks.

ness gives the gang a discount whenever they stop in to sparkys and calls it a “personal friend discount” (he technically isn’t allowed to give them a discount but his boss will never know)

The group loves Halloween and they usually dress up and walk around their town to crash any party’s, parades, or to just take Abby trick or treating.

ness convinced the gang to create an online ARG with him with “found footage” recordings and everything but he eventually forgot about it and a large community started to surround it thinking it was real and he ended up having to apologize for it like 10 years later.

ness has a online conspiracy theory forum where he discusses his theory’s, the gang follows it and boosts his posts for him.

the gang likes to go to scary houses during Halloween and they each react very differently. Ness tends to grab at people (usually Mike) to steady himself when scared, Cory is prone to screaming loudly but also charging at the actors (they’ve almost gotten kicked out before because of this), max has a very slow reaction time and tends to just freeze up or swear under her breath when an actor jump-scares her, Vanessa doesn’t react at all (literally, she just doesn’t get scared by that type of stuff), and Mike just acts how any normal person would (or he tries to run off).

ness is gay, Vanessa and Mike are both bi, max is a lesbian, and Cory is straight.

since none of them are close to their families (except for Cory) the group hangs out together during holidays like Christmas. Cory usually visits his family for Christmas and holidays but on years where he can’t visit he’ll spend time with them.

cory made them all each a driving Mixtape for their birthdays.

they each have very differing music tastes. Ness preferring musical music, max prefers old love songs, Cory prefers 90’s hip hop, Vanessa likes alternative rock, and Mike enjoys any type of 90-2000s grunge rock and emo music. (Mike definitely listens to the smiths, the cure, and Alex G)

The gang ate over at Vanessa’s one night and the 5 tried to make dinner but failed and made a mess of her kitchen (they ordered takeout and spent the rest of the night listening to music and cleaning up Vanessa’s kitchen.)

Mike sometimes leaves Abby to be babysat by the gang while he’s off working and he once came back to them all dressed up with glitter makeup having a tea party with Abby (she forced them to do this)

In this AU Max does not die but Vanessa and Mike never tell Cory, Ness, or max all of the extra details. They know the robots are haunted to some capacity but not about Vanessa’s involvement or any specific details.

(This is not canon to the au, just a “what if” scenario) if max were to still die in this AU, Vanessa and Mike would not tell Cory and Ness what happened, out of concern for the twos genuine well being and because of how absurd it seems.

all of them visited Freddys some time in their childhood

Max and Vanessa have a fear of mascot outfits

Ness wanted to do a “paranormal investigation” at Freddy’s for theorizing and emailed the owner several times for about 2 months leading up to the events of the movie (he also begged Mike to sneak him in during his working nights but Mike said no cause he didn’t want to get fired).

cory called them the “Fazgang” once as a joke and it kinda just stuck, now that’s what they and everyone who knows about their group refers to them as.

when Cory and the group went for a drive in his taxi they went on a back road and ended up breaking down in the middle of a dirt road in the woods. (They just finished a movie marathon where they watched the texas chainsaw massacre and Wrong Turn 1, so now half of them refuse to leave the car.)

Abby slept through the entire situation.

Lots of trauma, it’s like a group therapy session 24/7.

all of them get along with Abby, she actually gets excited whenever they hang out (since Mike takes her with him due to not wanting to leave her home alone by herself).

They all share a single braincell.

Ness and max are both 25, Mike is 26, Cory is the youngest at 24, and Vanessa is the oldest being 26 as well but older by a month.

small securitywaiter edit/fancam featuring art by @thejoxaren + @raglansragdoll <3

Quick drawing I did because Ness would one thousand percent (1000%!!) give Mike random forehead kisses, it's literally canon guys

I can't be the only one that thinks this image SCREAMS securitywaiter

Don't ask me about the text, I can't find the original😭

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

i tried searching up DreamTheory after there was only two Securitywaiter videos (WHICH, OH MY GOD, I AM IN LOVE) and found this... guys its canon, CANON. SECURITYWAITER, CANON.

This is CANON.

I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

2 qnd q half hours qgo I started reading "Five Nights At Sparky's"... OH YM RUCKING GOD?? OH MT GKD? OH MT GOD. I UAVE NOT SAT ATILL THE ENTIRE TIME. I HAVE BEEN GIGGLING AND ACREAMING LIKE A KID, ITS SOFUXKUNG GKKD??? I CANNOT DUDE, OH M6 GOS. THSI IS MY PEAK, THIS IS MY LIFE. I FU KUNG LOVE SECURITYWAITER OH MY GOD, I SERIOUSLY CANNOT 2XPLAIN HOW EXCITED AND HAPPY I AM OVER THIS FIC AMD IM SO HAPPY I HAVENT READ IT ALL YET, I CANNOT BARE IT TO EVER BE OVER😭(EVEN though I've seen posts from the author adding TO IT!!!!)