Ted Doesn't Know That Trent And Beard Smoke Weed Together.

Ted doesn't know that Trent and Beard smoke weed together.

Ted just knows that lately sometimes they'll both disappear for a bit, and their returns are always conspicuously staggered.

Ted just knows that somehow, Trent and Beard now have inside jokes. They can look at each other across a room or through the glass separating their offices and start snickering without a word.

Ted just knows that they've started to be able to read each other's expressions.

Ted just knows that sometimes he finds them alone together, talking lowly, and Trent always looks like Ted's caught them being naughty.

And he's happy! That his bestie and his...good friend...are getting along! Really! It's what he's all about! He wanted Beard and Trent to be friends!

But the more it happens the more his stomach feels sour when he thinks about them together. The more he finds his smiles feel tight when he grins along with whatever has the two of them laughing.

It's fine. It's better than fine! Trent and Beard are friends!

And--well. Jane is awful. Trent is definitely an upgrade (although Ted is a little worried about Trent's safety) so if that's what's happening then good! He's happy for them!

He's not jealous. Nope.

He just sort of thought Trent only looked at him like that.

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