Angela And Unrelated, Different Person Detective Where’s My Coffee

Ted doesn't know that Trent and Beard smoke weed together.

Ted just knows that lately sometimes they'll both disappear for a bit, and their returns are always conspicuously staggered.

Ted just knows that somehow, Trent and Beard now have inside jokes. They can look at each other across a room or through the glass separating their offices and start snickering without a word.

Ted just knows that they've started to be able to read each other's expressions.

Ted just knows that sometimes he finds them alone together, talking lowly, and Trent always looks like Ted's caught them being naughty.

And he's happy! That his bestie and his...good friend...are getting along! Really! It's what he's all about! He wanted Beard and Trent to be friends!

But the more it happens the more his stomach feels sour when he thinks about them together. The more he finds his smiles feel tight when he grins along with whatever has the two of them laughing.

It's fine. It's better than fine! Trent and Beard are friends!

And--well. Jane is awful. Trent is definitely an upgrade (although Ted is a little worried about Trent's safety) so if that's what's happening then good! He's happy for them!

He's not jealous. Nope.

He just sort of thought Trent only looked at him like that.

17776 is a world where people stopped dying but like. There wasnt like a global announcement when it happened so what it probably looked like was an oncologist coming home and kissing her wife on the cheek while broadly grinning "whats going on" "just had a good day at work" meaning, telling every patient the same news: remission, remission, remission

i redid this blog today after not using it for like a year and for the life of me i cant remember why i called it that. “like theresa, i am texas” dont know what its a reference to who is theresa

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

Brooklyn 99

a while back i drew the dang space probes as humans because i am so mentally ill. here they freaking are

i made them all from the locations the probes were actually launched from, so nine and ten are from florida and juice is from france

first image text (characters in order of appearance from left to right):

Ten:

- would dress nice/more fem

- literally just nine but a bit younger

Nine:

- business casual kinda thing

- freckles from florida sun

- still heavily influenced by 60s fashion

- tallest

Juice:

- generic sports t-shirt

- puts on glasses when commissioner mode

- blonde

- solar panel earrings

- french guy

- tooth gap

- shortest

huehuehue

these are so markhelly coded