Seriously Steve And Peter Should Not Be Left Alone Together Because They’re Both Goodhearted Idiots

Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy: endless banter 

I have been crying bc I found pics of little frogs with little hats

RE: talking to conservative parents, I’ve found a good method to de-worming their brains is to not get riled up, just act a little bored and remind them “the news cycle only shows salacious stuff. They want you to be mad and scared because it makes you easier to control. Think about it for a second. Do you REALLY believe everything they have to say?” Or “you can’t believe everything you read or see on the internet. Remember, they earn money every time you click on their video.”

And especially when my dad starts getting huffy about Prices or Artists He Doesn’t Like, I tell him “that’s the beauty of capitalism. they have a product to sell and the freedom of expression if you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it.”

Might not work for everyone but dad’s KRYPTONITE especially is saying “but dad that’s capitalism! You LOVE capitalism!” And he either has to stop complaining or admit capitalism is bad and so far I haven’t lost

peter parker wouldn’t treat me like this

John, Roger, Freddie 😁

And Brian the life and soul of the party 🤣

I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn’t say what we lost.

look i know it’s a bold move but let’s start giving characters happy endings again

Peter, completely loopy after having is wisdom teeth taken out. Tony is in the back seat with him. Happy is driving.

Peter: Spider-Man Spider-Man, does the things a spider can… 

Tony: You sure do.

Peter: I can’t shoot from my butt, though. 

Tony: What?

Peter: I wanna be king of the bears.

Tony: No, spiders. You’re Spider-Man.

Peter: Bear Force One.

Tony, pausing: That’s… not half bad. Happy, take a note. 

Peter falls over. 

deku doodle :P