we all are some kind of robots and we're taking part in an experiment to see if our technology is advanced enough to be self sufficient
• Like therapists are the scientists that need to figure out what others need to improve
• And doctors are the ones who improve your Body because maybe in the production something has gone wrong
Few days ago I found this meme, so yes
Vegetarian Regulus Black you are real to me
Kay, so good news: I got a 2 on my Didaktik-test!!🎉 (that's like the best mark i've ever gotten in that subject) the grading system in Austria goes like this:
1 (best mark)
2
3
4
5 (worst mark)
...so, it's quite good i think.
And yeah, i'm currently studying to became a nursery teacher (i think thats the word) in German it's Elementarpädagoge/in and you need a Matura in some special subjects like Didaktik and Pädagogik.
Also German really has dumb words too, like (i'm trying to think of one right now) okay, got one:
"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgaben- übertragungsgesetz".
(Law for Beef Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act) So basically German looks like we are just trying to find the weirdest and longest word on earth.😭😂
i still remember your post about how death eaters are hairdressers and bc you’re hilarious to me, you’re officially one of my favourite moots (it’s such a great title, i swear on my life etc. etc.) (ok so you might not feel honoured but I AM HONOURED and that’s really what matters) (wait but you also matter) and because you matter and you’re awesomely funny HOW ARE YOU?!
oh my god thank you!! I AM HONOURED TOO! I really love your posts! Okay now i forgot what i wanted to say but thanks for the compliment!
I'm good, just studying for a big test tomorrow (for a subject I hate), how are you?
Why is it always like that when i have to study for an exam i feel the most motivated to write and there are 50 fucking million ideas floating around in my head?
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
I buy the first book of a series that isn't finished because I didn't do research before buying and now I have to wait years and years until the next book comes out
and also when this happens:
author: yeah the next one's probably the last one of the series
me, already broke as fuck: thank god
*the last book comes out*
me, reading it: no, NO NO NO NO!
me: there's a fucking cliffhanger
me: fuck no
me: *researching if there's gonna be a tenth book*
suddenly the author, laughing like a maniac: Hahaha, i'm gonna write at least five more idiots
me: Well shit
He'd really like the parents song
Or not, because it reminds him of his fcked up family
Sirius would be a yungblud fan
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