I Once Dreamed That

i once dreamed that

we all are some kind of robots and we're taking part in an experiment to see if our technology is advanced enough to be self sufficient

• Like therapists are the scientists that need to figure out what others need to improve

• And doctors are the ones who improve your Body because maybe in the production something has gone wrong

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9 months ago

Few days ago I found this meme, so yes

Few Days Ago I Found This Meme, So Yes

Vegetarian Regulus Black you are real to me

6 months ago

Kay, so good news: I got a 2 on my Didaktik-test!!🎉 (that's like the best mark i've ever gotten in that subject) the grading system in Austria goes like this:

1 (best mark)

2

3

4

5 (worst mark)

...so, it's quite good i think.

And yeah, i'm currently studying to became a nursery teacher (i think thats the word) in German it's Elementarpädagoge/in and you need a Matura in some special subjects like Didaktik and Pädagogik.

Also German really has dumb words too, like (i'm trying to think of one right now) okay, got one:

"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgaben- übertragungsgesetz".

(Law for Beef Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act) So basically German looks like we are just trying to find the weirdest and longest word on earth.😭😂

i still remember your post about how death eaters are hairdressers and bc you’re hilarious to me, you’re officially one of my favourite moots (it’s such a great title, i swear on my life etc. etc.) (ok so you might not feel honoured but I AM HONOURED and that’s really what matters) (wait but you also matter) and because you matter and you’re awesomely funny HOW ARE YOU?!

oh my god thank you!! I AM HONOURED TOO! I really love your posts! Okay now i forgot what i wanted to say but thanks for the compliment!

I'm good, just studying for a big test tomorrow (for a subject I hate), how are you?

1 month ago

Why is it always like that when i have to study for an exam i feel the most motivated to write and there are 50 fucking million ideas floating around in my head?


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1 month ago

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

7 months ago

It's so cozyyyy

Commission I Did For @lexithwrites

commission I did for @lexithwrites


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7 months ago

It's so cozyyyy

Commission I Did For @lexithwrites

commission I did for @lexithwrites


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2 months ago

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

1 year ago

i hate it when

I buy the first book of a series that isn't finished because I didn't do research before buying and now I have to wait years and years until the next book comes out

and also when this happens:

author: yeah the next one's probably the last one of the series

me, already broke as fuck: thank god

*the last book comes out*

me, reading it: no, NO NO NO NO!

me: there's a fucking cliffhanger

me: fuck no

me: *researching if there's gonna be a tenth book*

suddenly the author, laughing like a maniac: Hahaha, i'm gonna write at least five more idiots

me: Well shit


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7 months ago

He'd really like the parents song

Or not, because it reminds him of his fcked up family

Sirius would be a yungblud fan

2 months ago

Writing Description Notes:

Updated 9th September 2024 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes

Facial Expressions

Masking Emotions

Smiles/Smirks/Grins

Eye Contact/Eye Movements

Blushing

Voice/Tone

Body Language/Idle Movement

Thoughts/Thinking/Focusing/Distracted

Silence

Memories

Happy/Content/Comforted

Love/Romance

Sadness/Crying/Hurt

Confidence/Determination/Hopeful

Surprised/Shocked

Guilt/Regret

Disgusted/Jealous

Uncertain/Doubtful/Worried

Anger/Rage

Laughter

Confused

Speechless/Tongue Tied

Fear/Terrified

Mental Pain

Physical Pain

Tired/Drowsy/Exhausted

Eating

Drinking

Warm/Hot

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