He'd Really Like The Parents Song

Kay, so good news: I got a 2 on my Didaktik-test!!🎉 (that's like the best mark i've ever gotten in that subject) the grading system in Austria goes like this:

1 (best mark)

2

3

4

5 (worst mark)

...so, it's quite good i think.

And yeah, i'm currently studying to became a nursery teacher (i think thats the word) in German it's Elementarpädagoge/in and you need a Matura in some special subjects like Didaktik and Pädagogik.

Also German really has dumb words too, like (i'm trying to think of one right now) okay, got one:

"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgaben- übertragungsgesetz".

(Law for Beef Labeling Supervision Task Transfer Act) So basically German looks like we are just trying to find the weirdest and longest word on earth.😭😂

i still remember your post about how death eaters are hairdressers and bc you’re hilarious to me, you’re officially one of my favourite moots (it’s such a great title, i swear on my life etc. etc.) (ok so you might not feel honoured but I AM HONOURED and that’s really what matters) (wait but you also matter) and because you matter and you’re awesomely funny HOW ARE YOU?!

oh my god thank you!! I AM HONOURED TOO! I really love your posts! Okay now i forgot what i wanted to say but thanks for the compliment!

I'm good, just studying for a big test tomorrow (for a subject I hate), how are you?

Why is it always like that when i have to study for an exam i feel the most motivated to write and there are 50 fucking million ideas floating around in my head?

Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

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Oh my god

In PoA Sirius has about shoulder length hair, right??

But if he's been locked up in Azkaban for twelve years, how is his hair not longer?

Even if it had been completely short when he went in, it should have been much longer (except depression/absence of hope makes hair stop growing).

So my point is, dementors as hair dressers and stylists.

Today I was at a climate vision lecture

with the school. And the guy presenting this asked who would eat bugs if given the chance. Some have claimed they will. Then the guy pulled out a packet of mealworms from behind his back. Everyone laughed and few ate a meal or two. The funny thing was, I couldn't have eaten them anyway. He listed the allergens in it: shellfish and dust mites. No thats my question: Why the hell is there dust in something you're supposed to eat? I mean how? How is that legal that there's freakin dust in it?!

Raise your wand for the one and only Dame Maggie Smith /*

aawww, you're a very cute compliment giver (if that makes sense somehow) and it's Didaktik (that's the german word), the definition is something like "the science of learning and teaching" and it's about how children learn and stuff and it's honestly dry theory. Like, right now we have "Verkleidungsspiel" so dress up game and it's basically why do children play that?, what do they learn with that? And the thing is it's the most important subject at my school (Secondary Training College for Preschool Education (for some reason we aren't allowed to use the german word anymore) but yeah thanks for "listening" to me ranting

Nice you're good too, and trust me, it's the same with me! I also feel so freaking motivated when i'm in school like "I'm gonna rock this shit" and then it's all gone as soon as I really have time to do it

i still remember your post about how death eaters are hairdressers and bc you’re hilarious to me, you’re officially one of my favourite moots (it’s such a great title, i swear on my life etc. etc.) (ok so you might not feel honoured but I AM HONOURED and that’s really what matters) (wait but you also matter) and because you matter and you’re awesomely funny HOW ARE YOU?!

oh my god thank you!! I AM HONOURED TOO! I really love your posts! Okay now i forgot what i wanted to say but thanks for the compliment!

I'm good, just studying for a big test tomorrow (for a subject I hate), how are you?

It's so cozyyyy

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