Courting Gifts Pt.4 - Percy And Lance

Did anyone else forget about this necklace?

Like this piece of information is so forgettable! This jewelry can protect the user who wears it, but it has never been mentioned again since this short.

There are so many questions I have!

● How does the merch company know how to make this?

● Is the company owned by heaven? (Or the very least angels)

● Does anyone else know this type of jewelry exists?

● Is there more jewelry like that out there?

Honestly, I wished they played more with this idea. Instead of a stort, it was a full episode of I.M.P trying different ways to kill her.

It starts with blitz because he believes it is going to be a normal, easy job that he can do by himself since moxxie sick, millie on a another kill job, and loona is busy with getting clients schedules to work. However, over time, he calls for backup one by one.

It goes millie, loona, and finally a very sick moxxie.

Blitz - "Mox, I gonna be real you look like shit."

Moxxie - "Thank you, sir... now what the problem? All I see is a normal human girl."

Loona - "That normal human girl necklance is literally helping her survive every trick we got on killing humans."

Millie - "We have tried everything! We tried the axe trick to-"

Blitz - "To the rope trick I did at your guys' 1st date."

Moxxie - *blowing his nose* "Then why I'm here? You couldn't use the Grimorie to find more information?"

Loona - "We already tried to find more information on the necklace in the Grimorie, but we couldn't find anything other than the user willingly has to take off the necklace."

Then Moxxie goes up to Emberlynn, then we have the exact same scene in the short where Emberlynn is, "Oh demon, you here for little old me~? But instead of Blitz, it Moxxie

After all that, she takes off the necklace for Moxxie, and Loona/Blitz is like, "we wasted the entire day for this when we could've called Moxxie ages ago."

And Millie is being held back from stabbing Emberlynn even more.

Just a daily reminder!

Remember, we are supposed to fear alastor more than the deadly 7 sins.

And how alastor a normal sinner is worse than the sins as well.

EDIT: This post is a joke. I'm really sorry if that wasn't made out to be clear 😅

another thing i love about gwaine is that he’s always watching how arthur treats merlin and seems like confused and put off by arthur’s inability to show straightforward affection for him and he just kinda laughs and shows merlin affection. also he’s bisexual

so real of you aubrey

Golden Age King Arthur accidentally gets sent back in time to the beginning of his reign. While making his way to Camelot hoping to find Merlin and figure out how to get back to his own time he runs into Agravaine making his own way to Camelot for the first time. Knowing he was a traitor working for Morgana in his own timeline, Arthur kills him and decides to take his place. No one had seen Agravaine since Ygraine's death, there were no portraits of him in the castle, and Arthur's premature greying hair has to be good for something other than Merlin calling him a silver fox. He can pass as his own uncle and be the caring advisor that young him deserved damn it!

My issues with emberlynn valentines merch

■ I don't love how skinny she looks

■ her outfit is....okay? I mean it not the best but it not the worst. It just not giving sexy to me.

Overall, I like the pink and blue color scheme they picked out for her.

My slight edit/redesign of her:

■ I tried my best to give some of her chubbier body back, and I think I did a good job!

■ I made her have a more sexier pink outfit...why? Because we don't have a lot of sexier merch or merch in general of the fat characters we have in Hazbin or Helluva.

This isn't the checkmate you think it is, Morgana. If it was on Valentines day only, that would be one thing, but every single drop is sexy. Like every drop has sexualized merch and if anything, it makes you look like a bunch of overly horny women that never got laid.

This isn't limited to the merch either. The way Vivienne writes sex and inserts porn into her shows, even dedicating several characters to it (Angel Dust, Chaz, Blitz, and Verosika) makes her look like she's inserting it just for the shock value instead of having a mature discussion around sex. It's all very "Look at how perverted and horned up us women are! Aren't you shocked?"

Like I draw and write smut too, but it's private smut that's meant for my eyes only. You do know that you can make private smut art/writing without shoving it in your shows, right?

It's so immature. Just make a non-canon porn special and get it outta your system, Viv. Jesus fucking christ.

Plans for my posts for the next couple of weeks:

●I'm planning to post the rest of my episodes review of Hazbin Hotel

●Then, do a full season altogether review

●Finally, I do a how I would rewrite the characters and the show.

After all that, I will probably move on to Helluva Boss. And I'm planning to do the same thing as well.

The number of people I have seen talking about how millie cheated is so worrying 😟

Like, guys, Millie characteristic (for the longest time) is that she loves her husband

Why in the world would she cheat?

She probably stressed/worried for 2 reasons

● Imp won't let her do her job now since she pregnant

Since it is stressful and dangerous, the 2 biggest things you should avoid being pregnant

(And I realized while typing this that the writers are going to have stolas take over her job and work with imp in the human world)

● plus, it clearly implied that Millie and moxxie never talked about the idea of having kids. Or they did, but they planned to have kids more in the future

So it got Millie stressful on what moxxie reaction will be and what their life will look now with baby in it