Ah Yes, The 5 Love Languages:

“Here’s a smiling piglet to brighten your Friday”

(via)

Please roger , I beg of u

jughead: nobody calls forsythe pendleton "jughead" jones III a thief!

sweet pea: no one has the time

Me when Thor said what more could he lose

Me when Peter said I don’t wanna go and gripped Tony

Me when Starlord kept asking “Where’s Gamora”

Me when Steve referred to Tony as Earth’s best defender

Me when Stephen said “Tony, there was no other way”

Me at any given time watching Infinity War

Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.

gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin

squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)

first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away

person: but it’s canon

me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it

Tim Drake aka Red Robin Edit for my friend since she needed to recover over Tim!Joker

I think realizing that canon is fake is very freeing actually

Like genuinely all fiction is equally fake and real simultaneously. The author is dead and I’m getting my inheritance

Me

me until september